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sir shits himself

the equivalent to "pulling a steve timmons", its when you pull your pants down and try to take a shit outside, but miss the ground and shit in your pants horribly... out of the kabillion miles of the earth, how the hell do you miss the ground?
steve, you silly faggit... you dont need to show us your sir shits himself, you take the crown by a mile
sir shits himself by abbla April 15, 2005

sir shits himself

Steve Timmons is Sir Shits A Lot
Sir Shits A Lot has done it again.
sir shits himself by Dick Anus September 27, 2004

sir shits himself

in addition, you must wear someone else's dirty, jizzy pants all night after. after that mission complete.
no comment............

Sir Dexter Winston Himself

Sir Dexter Winston Himself did a backflip into jo mama trex style

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026