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Sir Fartsalot 

A nickname for the 45th POTUS because he is passing gas every time he speaks.
Look at Sir Fartsalot as he flails with his panicky little hands!
Sir Fartsalot by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020
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Sir Farty Fartsalot 

The biggest troll on IMDB. Sir Farty Fartsalot is his original account, but he has 10-20 other accounts named after flatulence. His schtick is usually creating "Is X better than Y" threads & just has "yes or no" in the body & later abandons the threads.

He's overall harmless but some tend to get all bent out of shape by his silliness.
A comparison thread from someone with a fart-themed username? It must be a Sir Farty Fartsalot sock account.
Sir Farty Fartsalot by FartSmeller September 2, 2014

Sir Fapsalot 

That guy you know who is open about fapping, tells you when he faps AND WHAT HE FAPS TO. He can be the real chill guy but when he gets home he gets it on with himself.
Girl 1: My boyfriend spends like 2 hours in the bathroom everyday!
Girl 2: Pshhhh he's obviously a Sir Fapsalot

Sir Fagsalot 

A massive fag who walks around thinking he's royalty, top shit, better then everyone.

The Biggest Fag you know.
Dude!!, check it out here comes Sir Fagsalot.
Sir Fagsalot by Strings August 3, 2007
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