Simonizer

To act like a simon ..... total lack of enginuative skills ..... acts before thinking ..... the Homer Simpson of the human race

Relvis called me a "Simonizer" becuz I was beeing a Simon

by gusto August 7, 2003

the simonizer

a legend among legends

simon audley is a massive The Simonizer

by simon audley September 27, 2006

Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.

Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!

by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018

Simpsonizer

Somebody who is a fan of australian singer Cody Simpson.

I am a simpsonizer and will stick by cody whatever he does.

by SusanBoyle_123 May 7, 2011

Simonized

To get fucked over; When a bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves the 7-10.

Bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves a solid 7-10; "You got Simonized"
Initially a new bowling team was fucked over by a no show. The team captain of the no semi-infamous bowling team "The Cougar Slayers" was so angry that night that no amount of beers could cure. It was not until he rolled a perfect shot and left a solid 7-10 split, did his team mate yell out, "you just got Simonized" did he finally break out in laughter and had a great time. The birth of The Cougar Slayers bowling team at Broadway lanes.

by CougarSlayers December 27, 2018

Simonised

Pure shite!

"How did your coupon do at the weekend?"
"Argh, it was simonised"

"How was your meal in the mosset?"
"Simonised"

by Dbhoy February 22, 2019

Simonizacija

Uspostavljanje i tjeranje svoje pravde u trenutcima koji se pojedincu subjektivno čine nepravedni i/ili netolerantni.

Person 1: "Oni su si uzeli više vremena kako bi napravili projek, a mi smo ga s manje vremena svejedno napravili puno bolje. "
Person 2: "Kakve veze ima, opet ti i tvoja simonizacija"

Person 3: "Da, opet se *simoniziraš"

*Simoniziranje-provođenje simonizacije

by IzlazNAautoputu June 21, 2022