Simprifice

A sacrifice made to simp for somebody.

He simped so hard for her that he made the ultimate simprifice.

Simprifice by Anon1805 December 12, 2020

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simplificate

verb - the action of taking an answered that is simplified and extending the answer to the point of complete and utter obscurity, unreadable by anyone, yet still correct BS

I wanted to copy your answer without getting caught, so I simplificated it! Let's see the bastard catch me now!!

simplificate by beuk March 3, 2008

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snake-oil simplification

When someone oversimplifies a task in order to get your buy-in. This is something done typically by sales people in order to clinch a sale, or by software management in order to convince developers to assign small estimates to large and complicated tasks

That mgmt slide show was a total snake-oil simplification! When you think about it for a few minutes its clear that providing the functionality described will be a lot more complicated than just plugging component A into server B. Who agreed to the effort estimates on this anyway!?!? We're screwed man, we'll never make this date!

snake-oil simplification by Joe Swift January 31, 2008

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snaprifice

When you are snap chatting a girl who is average to below average and you have little aspiration to get with. So, instead of snapping her back your face, you snap her back something else to distract her, sacrificing the snap . Common snaprafices are friends, unsuspecting family, pets, or just the wall, anything to get the snap done.

Friend 1- "You snap chatting Janet?"

Friend 2- "Yea, shes not that hot though really don't feel like sending a good pic"
*Friend 2 Snaps random picture of Friend 1*
Friend 2- " Good that will keep her at ease"
Friend 1- "DAMN did I just get snaprificed?"

snaprifice by crevicemonster May 5, 2014