Simplash 

When you see someone you simp for and look away not realizing it’s them but quickly look back as your brain processes who it is you saw.

Can also be defined as watching an edit of your fave and seeing a video/scene you haven’t yet seen and/or fully appreciated.

A: “Did you see that new Hawks edit on YouTube?”
B: “Hell yeah! When I tell you at like 15 seconds in I got some major Simplash.”
A: “Bitch, me too!”

Simplash by Mystic_Mess December 17, 2020

Simpwasher 

A simpette that doesn’t know her place
Also the offensive term for a female simp

you are such a simpwasher, you stay next to Daniel all day.

Simpwasher by Ayeskr April 24, 2020

Simpwasher 

An offensive equivalent for a female simp or a simpette.
Often used for females that don’t know their place and stick around the boys to get the D

Jenna is such a simpwasher ugh

Simpwasher by Ayeskr April 24, 2020

Simplasexual 

Simplasexuality is a sexual orientation where people only experience sexual attraction to people of simplawin village

This guy/girl is Simplasexual. He'll fuck anything from Simplawin.

Simplasexual by anonymous October 13, 2020

siplash 

when you whip your head back so hard while drinking, it's like getting whiplash.

Man, I gotta stop taking these shots! I'm getting siplash out

siplash by thisismyhandlebruh December 25, 2020

simplyshelsy 

“simplyshelsy” is a human with a big juicy fattie and some nice holdable tits.

“dude have you seen simplyshelsy?”
“she has a nice body”

simplyshelsy by anonymoustweets December 21, 2021