Simpious

When your boy has been acting like a Simp in an extended period of time

I cannot stand Mark, his behavior has been so simpious ever since he met Brittany.

by SimpDoctor April 1, 2020

calendar simpiosis

A phenomenon, although slim, slightly increases the risk of dying on a birthday than any other day of the year.

Dude I hope calendar simpiosis doesn't effect me on my birthday.

by Ack! I'm chocking April 11, 2021

Simpicus begonus

A holy prayer passed down by the Pope to cast out the simp.

*goes on pokimane's Instagram* simpicus begonus!

by Smiley the god March 29, 2020

Simiousa

To make something that would be considered impossible happen with ease.

“I know she’s out of your league , but you have to Simiousa”

by Simiousa July 5, 2019

simpiosis

It's when two people mutually simp each other.

"Peter lives in simpiosis with Orsi"

by nezigizz July 19, 2020