Simpious

When your boy has been acting like a Simp in an extended period of time

I cannot stand Mark, his behavior has been so simpious ever since he met Brittany.

Simpious by SimpDoctor April 1, 2020

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calendar simpiosis

A phenomenon, although slim, slightly increases the risk of dying on a birthday than any other day of the year.

Dude I hope calendar simpiosis doesn't effect me on my birthday.

calendar simpiosis by Ack! I'm chocking April 11, 2021

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Simpious • Simiousa • Simpicus begonus • simpiosis • calendar simpiosis

Simpicus begonus

A holy prayer passed down by the Pope to cast out the simp.

*goes on pokimane's Instagram* simpicus begonus!

Simpicus begonus by Smiley the god March 29, 2020

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Simiousa

To make something that would be considered impossible happen with ease.

“I know she’s out of your league , but you have to Simiousa”

Simiousa by Simiousa July 5, 2019

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simpiosis

It's when two people mutually simp each other.

"Peter lives in simpiosis with Orsi"

simpiosis by nezigizz July 19, 2020

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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