Simonious 

Someone deceitful and dishonest, also a little nefarious.

I wouldn't trust Michael, ive heard he's a a little bit Simonious.

Simonious by Qrut February 4, 2021

simonique 

Simonique is wonderful loving young lady, can be aggressive at some point but that just the way she shows her love to people she care about.she goofy fun but boring as hell in her own ways

Simonique is very sweet with her friends

simonique by Simonique June 7, 2021

symodious 

A legal definition replacing homophobia. Sym- meaning same and -odious meaning hatred. It is used to separate the factors between -phobia meaning irrational fear for -odious correcting the definition and replacing it with a suffix that makes sense. Meaning not only for the LGBTQ+ community but as for showing hatred for objects or things that are likewise the same.

Bob: Hey I heard Stephan never had the same two of objects in his house. Why is that?
Bill: I heard that he was symodious.
Bob: Ah, gotcha.

symodious by GrungeTheBully March 7, 2021

SmonioUwU 

Femboy Fox streamer that is incredibly adorable, they're also a bottom yet deny these facts whenever they are brought up.

Find them at:
twitch.tv/smoniouwu

SmonioUwU is such a cutie streamer uwu

SmonioUwU by !me_irl December 10, 2021

salimonious 

sal-i-MON-i-ous
A versatile word used for description, "salimonious" can can mean anything you need it to mean-- good, bad, or ugly.

1)"Your mom was acting all salimonious toward me last month. We'll be having a baby soon."

2)"Fuck those salimonious bastards. They'll get theirs."

3)"I feel pretty salimonious today, but how is that different from any other day?"

salimonious by GlassAdam December 9, 2008

Simonitis 

(1) The act of converting a formally planned project with approved documentation and structure into something that now resembles the innards of tin of Heinz Spaghetti.

(2) The abililty to write a complete sentence of drivel without punctuation or in any particular order, and send it out to a large audience within ones organisation.

(3) Acute Simonitis is the ability to write such a sentence defined in (2) and then to further produce a second diatribe to a slightly different but equally large audience, with the second diatribe completely at odds with the first.

(a) An example of simonitis in action: "So is was what happen to the next phase before the delivery in effect what is going to be late and no changes, is thats okay ?"

(b) An example of simonitis in action: "As part of the end of project closure for the end of the project, where going to bring the en tyre project team to a rendishun by Crosby Stills and Young and Nash and Young. And Stills."

(c) An example of a previous sufferer of the end result of simonitis: "Are we in agreement about the next phase of the project, or do you want to Simonize that ?"

Simonitis by frankbones February 10, 2007

simonitsch 

A person who delivers/recieves Alaskan Pipelines. Known to be fond of Alabama Hot Pockets. Can also be known as a Karin. Beware of spandex, hair loss, leaking asshole, and terrorist look. Talents include flatulence, fellatios, and meat spinning.

I caught some guy giving someone else a Simonitsch.
Damn your asshole wont stop smelling. your just like a Simonitsch.

simonitsch by Em0 Sausage December 23, 2007