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salimonious 

sal-i-MON-i-ous
A versatile word used for description, "salimonious" can can mean anything you need it to mean-- good, bad, or ugly.
1)"Your mom was acting all salimonious toward me last month. We'll be having a baby soon."

2)"Fuck those salimonious bastards. They'll get theirs."

3)"I feel pretty salimonious today, but how is that different from any other day?"
salimonious by GlassAdam December 9, 2008
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Simonious 

Someone deceitful and dishonest, also a little nefarious.
I wouldn't trust Michael, ive heard he's a a little bit Simonious.
Simonious by Qrut February 4, 2021
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You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
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