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A person who delivers/recieves Alaskan Pipelines. Known to be fond of Alabama Hot Pockets. Can also be known as a Karin. Beware of spandex, hair loss, leaking asshole, and terrorist look. Talents include flatulence, fellatios, and meat spinning.
I caught some guy giving someone else a Simonitsch.
Damn your asshole wont stop smelling. your just like a Simonitsch.
by Em0 Sausage November 21, 2007
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