simonitsch 

A person who delivers/recieves Alaskan Pipelines. Known to be fond of Alabama Hot Pockets. Can also be known as a Karin. Beware of spandex, hair loss, leaking asshole, and terrorist look. Talents include flatulence, fellatios, and meat spinning.

I caught some guy giving someone else a Simonitsch.
Damn your asshole wont stop smelling. your just like a Simonitsch.

simonitsch by Em0 Sausage December 23, 2007

simonisthebest 

a twitch streamer that's the best. He plays Minecraft while talking to his chat and at the end of the stream he looks at his fanart on discord... absolute angel

simonisthebest is the best

simonisthebest by Fefridofi009 March 24, 2022

simonisthebest 

a twitch streamer who will not allow his mods to quit the modteam and who has absolutely no idea what goes in his discord, also has had a gay experience with streamer koda

simonisthebest is not thebest

simonisthebest by theending April 27, 2022

Simovitch 

A retarded boy who gets no pussy and has a couple friends like lidor, avi, Alex, momo and Ben. But none of them like him there just friends with him because they fell bad

“Hay, dumbass Simovitch come here.”

Simovitch by I’m a big boy October 13, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019