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Smartest bloke in the room, pulls an extraordinary amount of birds despite looking like sad sack, has epic bants!!
Top bloke he is, a proper Simpsy
Simpsy by Blobbington bear January 10, 2024

Simpson Negro

A highly educated black person that thinks OJ Simpson is innocent of double homicide. No amount of evidence will convince them that OJ Simpson killed his wife even if it was caught on surveillence video. To them, it will always be the racist LAPD that set him up by tainting the evidence. Even if OJ admitted he killed his wife and Ron Goldman, they would believe he was drugged and tricked into a confession by law enforcement.
Damn, these 'Simpson Negroes' will never believe OJ Simpson is guilty of murder no matter how educated they are.
Simpson Negro by Mikey Boyer July 17, 2011

Amber Heard Simps 

the small group of mostly feminists that believe Amber Heard is innocent, despite the jury finding all her evidence to be fake and an audio recording of Heard admitting to hitting Johnny Depp. If a Johnny Depp supporter comments "#johnnydeppisinnocent or #amberturd or anything along those lines, most Heard simps will whine and comment under "Johnny Depp is a wife beater" before blocking the Depp supporter.
Person 1: I have made a goal to piss off as many Amber Heard simps as I can.
A FEW DAYS LATER
Person 2: How is your goal going?
Person 1: Good! I've gotten blocked by 10 fan accounts!

Simplynailogical 

Her name is Cristine not Christine or Kristien or Kristine it is CRISTINE

She has a boyfriend named Ben and sister named jen
An amazing Canadian youtuber who curses ALOT and loves holo
She has two cats named zyler and menchie
she also has a wall of nail polish. She is living the life πŸ™„β˜ΊοΈπŸ’ΏπŸ’ΏπŸ’ΏπŸ’ΏπŸ’ΏπŸ’ΏπŸ’ΏπŸ’ΏπŸ’ΏπŸ’ΏπŸ’ΏπŸ’ΏπŸ’ΏπŸ’ΏπŸ’ΏπŸ’ΏπŸ’ΏπŸ’ΏπŸ’ΏπŸ’ΏπŸ’ΏπŸ’ΏπŸ’ΏπŸ’ΏπŸ’Ώ
Omg simplynailogical is my favorite youtuber EVER
Simplynailogical by Holo its me November 28, 2016
A keyboard warrior made famous on blokes advice, for threatening to bash someone to death and then kill them over some golf clubs on a buy swap sell page.
Ha ha that dickhead just chucked a Simmsy.

Shut up cunt or I'll get Simmsy on to you.
Simmsy by Pousti Malaka July 12, 2016

Simplynailogical 

A youtuber who works for the canadian government as a crime statistics analyst. Her name is CRISTINE. She loves holo (holographic) nail polish which are reflective rainbows sent straight from the holo gods. Also, she has two cats, named Zyler and one named Menchie (cutest cats ever) and has converted many people including me into holo sexuality. She started the 100 layers challenge
OMG SIMPLYNAILOGICAL IS BAE! DID YOU SEE HER YOUTUBE NAILS AT VID CON? GO SUBSCRIBE TO HER!!!