Simmel

Simmel is a sweet and kind-hearted girl. She is honest, trustworthy and hates it when others lie. Simmel's are typically emotional people but they are the best kind of friends to have around.

Simmel is such a kind soul.

Simmel by riverdalestan.12 December 15, 2018

simmel

An asian penis

That asian guy's simmel is massive in porportion to the rest of his body.

simmel by plug19197 June 22, 2009

Stimmel 

To spill any combination of food or beverage on your shirt and/or tie while eating.

This cheeseburger is messy. I hope I don't stimmel myself.

Stimmel by LongLivePJS August 8, 2017

Sommeliar 

Someone that pretends to know everything about wine but they're actually full of shit

Jørgen said he could taste plums and chocolate in that white wine.. What a sommeliar

Sommeliar by kyros August 7, 2016

simuel canon 

When two Italian boys get together in a Philosophy high school TV show against all odds.

Bro, simuel canon, bro.
Yes! Starting today, simuel canon.

simuel canon by mercifuil September 17, 2023

fart sommelier 

A fart sommelier (pronounced /sʌməlˈjeɪ/, French pronunciation: sɔməlje), or fart steward, is a trained and knowledgeable fart professional, commonly working in fine restaurants, who specializes in all aspects of farts. This individual can smell and identify all aspects of a fart including beverage and food consumption, length of time "brewing", and identify certain digestional defects.

I am a fart sommelier. I smell a hint of sharp cheddar cheese with a taste of freshly squeezed orange juice, also a small sample of stomache cancer in your fart.

fart sommelier by allupinya4040 August 31, 2010

simmer down 

Calm down, chill out.

Simmer down!

simmer down by Dominick January 14, 2004