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Simke is a mrtva klosharchina who sucks a lot of dicks in his free time. He wears glasses and doesn't know how much alcohol he can handle so he always gets in trouble. He's probably gay but only for black guys or any other male humans or animals.
Someone: Damn look at that hobo fucking a dead dog! He's clearly a Simke.
Simke by no (ko ti staru) Di November 22, 2021
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Simke is a mrtva klosharchina who sucks a lot of dicks in his free time. He wears glasses and doesn't know how much alcohol he can handle so he always gets in trouble. He is probably gay but only for black hairy guys or any other male humans or animals.
Someone: Damn look at that hobo fucking a dead dog! He's clearly a Simke.
Simke by no(ko ti staru)Di November 22, 2021
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Sickeningly 

Sickeningly is an adjective which means causing or capable of causing sickness, especially nausea disgust or loathing.
Some of the definitions written for Urban [Dictionary by teenage spite monkeys are sickeningly repulsive and graphically demonstrates their childish, self-aggrandising stupidity.
Sickeningly by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016

Samkelisiwe 

Samkelisiwe is a very beautiful, intelligent and kindhearted girl. She loses her temper when put under pressure. She is a great listener. She is very welcoming as her name means: 'we are welcome.'
Everybody wishes to know a Samkelisiwe.
Samkelisiwe by Ntombenkulu March 23, 2021

sike you thought 

Sike you thought is like a term used when a person is joking around or tried to make you believe something that wasn’t true.
For example; bob: Can I copy off your work? Joe: sure (almost hands the paper) Sike you thought!!
sike you thought by Izzzyywpl November 21, 2017
Silkett's had changed there names in history. They were very proud of themselves and once shot a man for making fun of his natonality cause he was half white and half Indian. Some of them were Train Robbers/thiefs. There name before they changed was Silcotts. They changed it after being chased by the law. Now there is very few Silketts that you will ever meet but most of them know the storys this is just a little one and some of them go through crazy things in there life and there is a few Silketts in the northwest part of America and a few of them are trained fighters and they protect there loved ones dearly. 3 of them work at a place called Pride and its funny how they are proud of who they are and they work at a place called Pride.
Proud Strong Brave Powerful SilkySmooth Silkett
Silkett by Silkett August 29, 2010

sickeroni 

Used if something is fucked up or funny. Similar to “I’m Sick” but worded differently.
Person 1 - Bro my bitch just cheated on me.
Person 2 - Sickeroni.
sickeroni by rjdumbass April 22, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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