Simartar 

The name of someone who will always care for and defend his innermost circle of friends. He is artistic and good at writing, his words are powerful enough to change anything.

He also likes concert band, and most likely has perfect pitch.

He is perfect the way he is.

“What do you think of Simartar?”
“I will take a thousand bullets for him.”

Simartar by Centuria May 14, 2021

smartard 

noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others

a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense

smartard by Bart Roskoski October 18, 2008

smartarse 

smart-ass (but the Aussie way to spell it. smart-arse)

someone who mouths of to provoke or be funny to people/persons.

usualy ends with the smartarse getting a severe beating :P

guy 1: what you lookin at fool?
guy 2: i dunno, i have to get my animal book to find out.
both guy 1 & 2 are being a smartarse.

smartarse by honest johnn April 22, 2007

Smartarded 

When somebody uses intelligence in a profoundly stupid way.

:: Smartarded ::
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...

Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.

Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.

Smartarded by Eric C Carberry August 30, 2006

Smartard 

A person so smart that they are actually retarded.

did you hear him talking about how cartoons are more believable than movies because they are obvious lies? That guy is a complete smartard.

Smartard by Guitarguy99 March 10, 2011

Smartarded 

A person who has great knowledge of useless information

That skiNderella is so fucking smartarded, but she will never win the presidential election

Smartarded by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

Sorrenti Smartarse 

Sorr-en-ti Smart-arse
-noun

1. To act like one Stacey Sorrenti.
2. To use language in order to seem humorous towards males.

Pioneered by Australian Stacey Sorrenti in 2004, and still in use today in regions of Sydney's Greater West.

Words or phrases used by younger female friends towards older males in regards to every day events, scenarios or situations that have a sarcastic vibe/tone are included under Sorrenti Smartarseness.

Origin:
bef. 1050; (v.) ME smerten, OE -smeortan (only in the compound fyrsmeortende painful like fire), c. OHG smerzanayz (G schmerzenarse); (adj.) ME smerte, smart quick, prompt, sharp, arse, buttocks, behind, butt orig., biting, smarting, late OE smearte, akin to the v.; (adv. and n.) ME smerte, deriv. of the adj.

"But then again, unless it has sex, drugs, or cuban porn, it probably wouldn't blip up on your radar." - Sorrenti Smartarse.

Sorrenti Smartarse by John Macquarie-Oxford August 28, 2009