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smartard

noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others
a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense
by Bart Roskoski October 18, 2008
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Smartard

A person so smart that they are actually retarded.
did you hear him talking about how cartoons are more believable than movies because they are obvious lies? That guy is a complete smartard.
by Guitarguy99 March 10, 2011
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Smartard

Someone who is preoccupied with considering unnecessary questions that are superficially profound, but have no utility of any kind.
Are you a mind with a body, or a body with a mind?

Shut the fuck up, smartard.
by AlienInTheAttic February 7, 2021
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smartard

an animal (people are also animals) that finds new and innovative ways to be a dumbass as a direct result of their intelligence...
J.D. on Scrubs is a smartard... For example, in one episode, J.D. tells Turk that his beau Carla's middle name is Juanita... Carla gets angry at Turk for not knowing her middle name; Turk gets angry at J.D. for being a smartard...
by Jhonny J. Blaze October 18, 2007
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by Zyan Coyle March 10, 2008
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smartard

someone who is a smart retard. this can be used between friends and family and a way to explain you failing at life in general.
“hey ioan. how is maths going?” “not good i’m a bit of a smartard” “oh okay
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smatarded

Somone who is smart yet retarded in a sense. Particularly, a person who is smatarded is only smart when intelligence is being called upon. Otherwise mainly random, stupid, mentally handicapped, dumbfounded, and ADD. Most of the time, unintelligent people cannot see through this type of person and assume that they really are just completely stupid, but on the inside the smatarded person is laughing at them because they are the lesser.
Joe: Bro, I need help on my Pre-calculus... but nobody 'cept Shmoe is around.. and he's just stupid!
*Shmoe quickly and hastily solves the problem*
Shmoe: Only believe half of what you see;)
Joe: Whoa, he's like.. smart but retarded..smatarded!
by Wolfywoof March 24, 2011
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