Silfen

Auto-erotic stimulation of the anus with one or more fingers while driving a pickup truck. For a traditional, or "urSilfen," the same fingers should then be used to pick crusty boogers out of an extremely hairy nose and the fingernail(s) should be cleaned using an incisor tooth. Extra points for simultaneous perfomance with spouse.

"Don't look, honey, but I'll be gosh-darned if the odd looking fellow behind us in the Chevy isn't Silfening himself."

by Lt. Grover February 28, 2009

Silfen

Auto-erotic stimulation of the anus while driving a pickup. For a traditional Silfen, the fingernails must be cleaned with the edge of an incisor tooth. Extra style points awarded if performed while stopped in traffic and for simultaneous performance with spouse.

"Don't look, honey, but the odd-looking fellow in the pickup next to us just Silfened."

by Lt. Grover January 31, 2009

the silence is deafening

When way up in the mountains with no sounds, the silence does indeed get to be screamingly loud & deafening!

I doubted what I heard about the silence is deafening until I experienced it firsthand. What an amazing phenomena!

by Starchylde May 24, 2016

Silence wench

Either you want to be monke or you just want to be happy

girl: and if you choose the 30 dollar subscript-
me: Silence wench! I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy

by PsychoTurtle990 February 23, 2021

Silent Killer

A sassy brave individual who has powerful potential and gives off capacitive energy towards others. Others are afraid of one’s power and worth and are intimidate. Someone who knows how to mentally and emotionally hurt someone confidentially.

”I have seen this silent killer first hand, and I am therefore honored to join the Alliance in helping to raise additional awareness “

by Avreail May 28, 2022

Silent Fart Brigade

A secret society of talented, synchronized farters who covertly gain entry into important events to quietly pass huge amounts of putrid smelling gas before making quick and stealthy exits.

As soon as Attorney General Barr began his comments to the press and his eyes began to water uncontrollably, he knew he’d been hit by the Silent Fart Brigade.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019

Silent Cricket

When double teaming a woman, the two penises rub against each other vigorously but both men secretly enjoy it while never speaking of it.

Chris and Kyle were going to town on Tonia but neither would admit that the Silent Cricket was just as enjoyable.

by Chubbalove33 January 14, 2020