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Sightreed 

To read music for the first time as a woodwind; A misspelling from nerdy woodwinds
Double A dude: "So you wanna sightreed together, cutie?"
Regular dude: "Dude, you're creeping me out!"
Sightreed by Tuba_Lifter September 15, 2019
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Cincinnati sightseeing

An activity in Cincinnati, practiced by locals, that involves slowing down or stopping when passing working firemen, policemen, paramedics, or other rescue personnel in the hopes of seeing what's going on and/or being entertained.
"We hung out by that house fire for like forty five minutes and we finally saw them carry a lady out of the second story. It was a great night for Cincinnati sightseeing."

shit-sighted 

When somebody only sees the bad in everything (leaving out the positives). This person would be "shit-sighted."; Someone who is unable to find the silver lining even if it him them in the face;
Female: my god domenic, would you look how beautiful this winter is? i love all this snow, its so pret--

Male: I FUCKING hate it, bitch, it's cold as fuck!!

Female: fuck dom, you're so shit-sighted!
shit-sighted by CE S December 24, 2009

fuck-sighted 

blind as a bat, when neither short or long sighted. Your sight is just totally fucked
Jim - so u wear glasses. Are you short sighted or long sighted?
Gary - I'm neither, I'm fuck-sighted.
fuck-sighted by mr blobby789 January 2, 2011

Sightread 

a term used on games like guitar hero and rock band, when the person just bought the game or is playing a particular song for the first time. this means that they never saw the song and they're just "going with it"
dude1: dude! i just got rock band 2 and i FC'd "eye of the tiger" just by sightreading it!!
dude2: get a fucking life
Sightread by anonymous dudeguything January 17, 2009

sightseeing 

The act of staring at a woman’s cleavage, usually while wearing sunglasses
I went sightseeing at the beach today and got a good look at all the cononuts!
sightseeing by offon September 1, 2021

bull-sighted 

When someone, usally a flawed charecter with some godly power, acts rashly and selfishly, without proper thought for the far-reaching consquences of their actions
Ha ha, told you bull-sighted is a word oh teacher of mine. I should get extra marks for this. Signed Callum.
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