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shit-sighted 

When somebody only sees the bad in everything (leaving out the positives). This person would be "shit-sighted."; Someone who is unable to find the silver lining even if it him them in the face;
Female: my god domenic, would you look how beautiful this winter is? i love all this snow, its so pret--

Male: I FUCKING hate it, bitch, it's cold as fuck!!

Female: fuck dom, you're so shit-sighted!
shit-sighted by CE S December 24, 2009

fuck-sighted 

blind as a bat, when neither short or long sighted. Your sight is just totally fucked
Jim - so u wear glasses. Are you short sighted or long sighted?
Gary - I'm neither, I'm fuck-sighted.
fuck-sighted by mr blobby789 January 2, 2011

bull-sighted 

When someone, usally a flawed charecter with some godly power, acts rashly and selfishly, without proper thought for the far-reaching consquences of their actions
Ha ha, told you bull-sighted is a word oh teacher of mine. I should get extra marks for this. Signed Callum.

Top-sighted 

The inability to see a woman's bottom half while intoxicated.
"When I sobered up and the top-sightedness wore off, I realized that her physique looked like an upside down maraca."

"All I saw was a pretty face and a nice rack. I had no idea her body actually looked like my bong."
Top-sighted by David B Weingarten September 11, 2011

Sighted people 

Non-blind people.

Term used by blind people to describe those who can see. (hearing people = non-deaf)
"Did you know that sighted people read braille with their eyes!?"

"I'm sick of sighted people thinking I'm stupid. Not all disabilities are cognative!"

"Do you ever forget that everyone else is sighted for a moment?"

sight-read 

Comment often left after a score on beatmania IIDX and other games from bemani on trackers such as Solid State Squad. This diserves to tell how good you are if you get a AAA, or else how good you are because you have only seen the chart once.
If the player loves himself, he can also add a period, reinforcing his amazing skills.
X Player on S3: "Sight-read."
sight-read by dolce-kun August 2, 2009
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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