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shit-sighted 

When somebody only sees the bad in everything (leaving out the positives). This person would be "shit-sighted."; Someone who is unable to find the silver lining even if it him them in the face;
Female: my god domenic, would you look how beautiful this winter is? i love all this snow, its so pret--

Male: I FUCKING hate it, bitch, it's cold as fuck!!

Female: fuck dom, you're so shit-sighted!
shit-sighted by CE S December 24, 2009

fuck-sighted 

blind as a bat, when neither short or long sighted. Your sight is just totally fucked
Jim - so u wear glasses. Are you short sighted or long sighted?
Gary - I'm neither, I'm fuck-sighted.
fuck-sighted by mr blobby789 January 2, 2011

bull-sighted 

When someone, usally a flawed charecter with some godly power, acts rashly and selfishly, without proper thought for the far-reaching consquences of their actions
Ha ha, told you bull-sighted is a word oh teacher of mine. I should get extra marks for this. Signed Callum.

Top-sighted 

The inability to see a woman's bottom half while intoxicated.
"When I sobered up and the top-sightedness wore off, I realized that her physique looked like an upside down maraca."

"All I saw was a pretty face and a nice rack. I had no idea her body actually looked like my bong."
Top-sighted by David B Weingarten September 11, 2011

Sighted people 

Non-blind people.

Term used by blind people to describe those who can see. (hearing people = non-deaf)
"Did you know that sighted people read braille with their eyes!?"

"I'm sick of sighted people thinking I'm stupid. Not all disabilities are cognative!"

"Do you ever forget that everyone else is sighted for a moment?"

sight-read 

Comment often left after a score on beatmania IIDX and other games from bemani on trackers such as Solid State Squad. This diserves to tell how good you are if you get a AAA, or else how good you are because you have only seen the chart once.
If the player loves himself, he can also add a period, reinforcing his amazing skills.
X Player on S3: "Sight-read."
sight-read by dolce-kun August 2, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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