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Sigfried and Roy 

The hand in Texas Hold-em Poker that occurs when the hole cards consist of two Queens.
I won big on that last hand because I had Sigfried and Roy in the hole.
Sigfried and Roy by fetmeister April 11, 2009
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sigfried and roy 

Tell a girl it's your fantasy to lay pipe from behind with her tits pressed up against a window. During the magic act, grab a handful of hair and force her nose into the glass, keeping her head straight and her face gazing stupidly out the window. Tell her you're gonna finish off balls deep in her ass and pull out giving her a brisk slap on the ass. Now instead of you putting your dick in her ass, have your buddy who was on stand by, jerking off in a dark corner of the room, violate her rubber cheerio and take your place. Then walk outside in front of the window and wave to her. How could one not be impressed by this magic trick?

sigfried and roy by Anonymous January 31, 2003

Sigfried and Roy 

During sexual intercourse from the posterior or doggy style, you angle your partner towards a window facing the outside preferably near a walkway or road. To initiate you disengage intercourse for a brief moment, to allow a hidden back up mate to engage intercourse quietly in your place. Then you proceed to leave and aquire a position below the window outside to wave at your prior partner as you leave. Its magically.
Guy 1: We totaly pulled a Sigfried and Roy last night, but i get the feeling she wont call me back after that. Guy2: lol well she called me back.
Sigfried and Roy by budzac September 2, 2011

A Sigfried and Roy 

When you bite a guy’s neck as you cum in his ass.
You can do this with a girl as well but only if you’re doing anal or it doesn’t count.
Omg last night was sooo hott. My boyfriend was inside of me and gave me a Sigfried and Roy as he came in me!
A Sigfried and Roy by JohnnySavage September 25, 2023

siegfried and roy 

In Texas Holdem, when a player is dealt pocket queens, he/she is said to be holding siegfried and roy.

See also double date and the ridiculously vulgar pocket bitches
After he reraised my pocket tens, I went all in...only to find out, to my unquenchable dispair, that he was holding siegried and roy
siegfried and roy by Mike January 24, 2005

siegfried and roy 

Tell a girl it's your fantasy to lay pipe from behind with her tits pressed up against a window. During the magic act, grab a handful of hair and force her nose into the glass, keeping her head straight and her face gazing stupidly out the window. Tell her you're gonna finish off balls deep in her ass and pull out giving her a brisk slap on the ass. Now instead of you putting your dick in her ass, have your buddy who was on stand by, jerking off in a dark corner of the room, violate her rubber cheerio and take your place. Then walk outside in front of the window and wave to her. How could one not be impressed by this magic trick?
Named after the famous (and very gay) magicians who perform magic tricks in Vegas.
siegfried and roy by MC Menses December 2, 2004

siegfried and roy 

your getting it on with your woman and after about 30 or 35 seconds you realize your rockets ready to launch, but you dont want your woman to know you are a minute man so you quickly pull out and go down on her, and cum on her bed, (or any surface you may be on), and after the seman stops flowing, you put it back in for round 2 before she ever knows what happens. now youve gone from dud to stud, magic! sigfried and roy!
(Gwen Phillips is a Bitch) siegfried and roy
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