Sidevag

(noun) Common abbreviation of side vagina. This condition occurs when a girl's pants are too tight and as a result her nether lips are plainly visible at distance through the fabric.

Syn: camel toe

Damn, look at that bitch, she has enough sidevag to be the Grand Canyon!

Man, I gotta get me some of her sidevag!

Girl 1: How do these pants look on me?

Girl 2: Ummm... you totally have some sidevag going on.

Girl 1: Well shit, maybe I will actually get laid tonight now!

by MisterJakey April 4, 2009

sideage

the act of fooling around in a committed relationship

Hey, I think he is catching sideage from that stray at the bar.

Dude, I caught some sideage last night.

by johnny ohio January 7, 2011

side vag

An alternate vag option. Some will have many side vages whilst others may have none.

Yo Tony, I'm tired of my primary vag, but I'm so throat deep in side vag I don't know which one to pound.

by Inbread December 15, 2009

sidebag

The appearance of saggy breasts through the arm slots of clothing.

Jackie should wear a jacket in addition to her tank top – she's showing off some sidebag.

by BoopyTheHouseElf September 30, 2014

side vag

a sideways vagina, most commonly found on asian prostitutes.

Back in Nam, I had sex with a girl, but she had a side vag!

by sara[h]lizzz July 11, 2006

sidebagging

When an individual removes the colostomy bag insert of another individual and has sexual penetration with that opening.

That crippled, colostomy bag wearing motherfucker pissed me off so I started sidebagging his hole.

by lentoc August 24, 2012

Sidetagonist

A nonessential character that is neither for or against the protagonist or antagonist

She's not helping me at all, I'm sick of this annoying ass sidetagonist.

by Realsmooze April 2, 2017