Side Slider

A male or female with a colostomy bag that will remove it so you can pound one out in the stoma.

I scored double with that filthy prostitute. She blew me for $10. Then found out she’s a side slider so she let me pound it out in her for another $10.

Side Slider by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

Side-Slider

Another term for "Side-Slipper."

Variation: To "side-slide."

Side-Slider: Refer to definition of a "Side-Slipper."

Side-Slider by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? August 25, 2018

My side slide 

This is the other man or woman as lover, on the side of your primary relationship.

Be quiet about seeing me with my side slide at the bar Friday.

My side slide by I, Wreckerrr June 11, 2021

Slo-mo side-slide 

When you're stuck in LA and you can't check on your dad in Austin because of frozen weather.

Also, a deplorable sexual activity performed when the power is out.

My pops got caught in a slo-mo side-slide, and his dicks never been the same since

Slo-mo side-slide by haxauce February 1, 2023

East-Side Slip n' Slide 

When you lay out a tarp, cover it in baby oil and/or lube, and have her lay at the other end with her legs spread out. You then make the East-Side gang sign with your hand and slide along the tarp until you insert your first two fingers in her pussy, and then your pinky into her asshole.

Yesterday we tried the East-Side Slip n' Slide but I missed and ended up with road burn on my pecker.

East-Side Slip n' Slide by A Cuban Pastrie May 27, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019