Side Scraper

Betty: Well, girrrl, he may not have touched bottom, but he beat the hell outta the sides.

Lois: Oh yeah, I've had side scrapers like that.

Side Scraper by AmusesHerself April 13, 2009

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Side Scrapes

When you have crusty pieces of period blood left in your fanny after that time of the month, and you scoop if out with a spoon.

My side Scrapes were nasty last night

Side Scrapes by Toby58 July 5, 2022

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Sidescraper

To excrete at such an angle that it scrapes the side of the toilet bowl, thus leaving glorious, unflushable wall hangers/clingers/skid marks. Also, cleverly, the sidescraper is not submerged and so the smell can linger in the air for much longer.

"Tony's been an idiot lately don't you think?"
"I know, I had to resort to leaving a Sidescraper on his mum's throne"
"Nice!"

Sidescraper by Ellds February 6, 2008

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