A common sickness experienced by builders who play Minecraft for an extended period of
time, especially Survival Mode.
Some symptoms of minecraft sickness are:
-renewed fear of the dark
-urge to place torches in a dark hall
-wondering if there's any
diamond under your
house in real life
-urge to punch trees
-animal abuse
-putting raw pork into stove
Junkie1 and Junkie2 are going camping
1:
Bro, its getting dark, we need to light some torches and put them on the trees
2: ok! (gets coal from grill and a
stick)
1: no wait i already have some! (gets matches)
2: wait what we thinking! putting torches on trees is just as bad as flint and iron!
1: well if we cant have light, we have to stay up all night and make sure creepers
don't get us.
2: we can still make a small fort with the
wood around us (punches trees)
1: (comes to senses) oh no! we have minecraft sickness!