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Sick Balls

A fool-proof indicator that one is getting sick. This is when the balls (scrotum) hang just a bit lower and are very flacid to the touch. Extra support might be required for older gentlemen. Sick balls is a very common occurrence among all males...unless, of course, the balls no longer exist due to being taken by one's wife or girlfriend.
Me: I'm sick.
You: How do you know? you don't look sick.
Me: I have sick balls. I am definitely sick. Wanna feel?
You: Would love to!
Sick Balls by hung like a bison April 25, 2011
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Sick as balls

The way J ROC rolls that Orange down the skinnies is Sick as Balls
Sick as balls by Phil's Bitches March 25, 2007

sick in the balls 

When someone has a gross kink
Person 1: “I have a scat kink”
Person 2: “Man! You’re sick in the balls!”
sick in the balls by Piss yellow pls September 14, 2021

Suckballs 

An exclamation of playful hatred. Very general. Can be used in a wide range of situations.
1. *knocked out in smash*
Suckballs!

2. Fricking suckballs!

3. oh my god, this lecture has a serious case of suckballs
Suckballs by ProfessorSwagSauce October 23, 2011

sickballs 

Sickballs is another form of saying 'awesome' or 'great' most commonly used in slang conversations. It's main use is to signify approval or to show appeal about the subject of the conversation.
Person1: "Hey man you've just been selected to get kidnapped this year!"
Person2: "That's sickballs!"
Person1: "Yeah that's sickballs fr fr."
sickballs by WobbleStick December 19, 2024
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