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Shweepoi 

Shweepoi is a noun, commonly used to describe an extremely cute animal (typically being a dog). A example of a “Shweepoi” is a golden retriever whereas an example of an animal which can never be a “shweepoi” is a chihuahua or a Chinese Crested dog.
That is such a cute little Shweepoi! Who’s my little Shweepoi, hey Shweepoi”
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guy with an incredibly small dick
OMG he's a shmeego... ew

chode dick small tiny penis
shmeego by lilyinsley May 14, 2016

sweegobbing 

The act of actively ignoring the person you're hanging out with/calling to talk to another person(s) over text, or do other things on your phone.
Sorry, I'm sweegobbing right now.
sweaty, homeless, women eating enemas, often. or just a diss with any meaning you want.
That Shmitty kid is a fucking shweemo.
shweemo by think tank inc. March 14, 2009
The female equivalent of the "male ego" often referred to by women as though they don't have one.
woman - Jesus Jeffery, i'm sick of hearing about the size of your penis. Your stupid male ego is driving me nuts!

man - I'm sorry Suzie, it won't happen again.

woman - Anyway forget about that, does my bum look big in this?

man - Suzie you silly sausage, do you really expect me to entertain your sheego after that?
Sheego by Rudy Van Longhorn January 16, 2008
(Noun) a person, place, or thing that acts as if they are cooler than everybody. They think they know everything. They have confidence, but for all the wrong reasons, and they always look like an idiot. Awkward word be the best way to describe a Shweeto. They think they are hip, but they are painfully socially inept. They also wear clothes that they think are cool, but again, they look like a dweeb. Think a guido, or a emo kid, or any style that makes a person stand out but stand out because they look like an idiot
1. Look at that shweeto over there talking to that girl as if hes gonna lay the pipe...
2. Mark Sanchez looks like a Shweeto with that headband on his terribly feminine curly hair.
shweeto by Michael Pussy boy October 13, 2013