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I got some shwagg the other day that got me lifted.
shwagg by Ryan the Tw0 StEpeR April 3, 2003
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the dank ass dining hall that everyone hates but actually loves at montana state university
Hey, lets shwagg!?
shwagg by cashmulababy March 4, 2011
Shwagg is when someone has so much swagger its ridiculous.
"Look at his Shwagg"
"He Better Work with all that Shwagg"
Shwagg by Rellztm <----- (AIM) June 10, 2009
any outward display of extreme confidence/swagger
Jim, "Dude Deevo's got so much SHWAGG"
Larry, "I know right"
Deevo, "Yawwwwwwwwp, yawwp"
shwagg by Larry Lobster January 16, 2011

Phantom Shagger 

A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.
Myran is a phantom shagger. There is no way that ugly bastard is getting laid.
Phantom Shagger by Jazzy1888 April 19, 2013

Top Shagger WillNE 

Will is a square headed shagger that is taller than Memeulous
“Hey bro have you seen the tournament”
Yeah top Shagger willne ruined it”

Shaggy Defense 

When someone is caught committing a crime (mainly one sexual in nature, but can refer to all crimes), with overwhelming evidence to prove they did it; in their defense, the culprit denies that they were the one caught doing the crime.

Derived from the Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me", which describes a man being caught having sex with another woman by his wife, and subsequently denying that it was him she actually saw.
When caught on video having sex with a 14 year old girl, R. Kelly employed the Shaggy Defense; he just denied that he was the one in the video.
Word of the Day on March 21, 2024
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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