shwale

The offspring of a male shark and a female whale, not to be confused with a whark, the offspring of a male whale and a female shark

That there ain't no whark. That's a shwale!

by waterboy01270 October 26, 2010

shwale

What the idiots of westsyde consider either a sip, or the gross moose piss at the bottom of a beer

1. Give me a shwale of that drink
2. Only bitches dont drink their shwale

by master desk waxer August 04, 2007

Shwale

The melange of a sheep and a whale into a creature so beautiful and strong words fail to describe it.

Bob: Man, that girl is so beautiful and smart and amazing, who is she?
Joe: I don't know man, but I think she might be a shwale.

by sheepwhales April 25, 2011

Shwale Ale

A cheap beer thats gives you a horrible hangover and tastes like crappy water. Usually on special in large amounts, such as a "dirty thirty". Derived from shwag weed. Invented by the late David Butler.

waitress: We have Natural Light on special tonight for $2 pitchers

me: Sorry I dont drink shwale ale, I'll take a Labatt please.

by Clown Butler April 10, 2008

Shwale

A swale is similar to a shot of alcohol, but instead of swallowing immediately you swish it around in your mouth like mouthwash prior to swallowing.

I dare you to shwale this John Daniels.

by Jenkens Withermeyer May 01, 2019