The act of hunting for sluts for one night stands. Shlunting is usually performed in dark, loud, crowded bars that play the kind of terrible music that guys will only tolerate because it attracts sluts.
Jacques: What are you doing tonight?
Pete: I'm going shlunting at Infernos.
Jacques: On a Tuesday?
Pete: Yeah, bro. Shlunting is my life.
``Smart,genius, only get along with people after I week or 3-5 days, mostly a Sagittarius ♐️, has a special meaning in Chinese, smart ass and bootiful.
Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.
"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."
When a man inserts one end of a hamster tunnel into his asshole and the other end into the other male/females asshole. Then letting off a huge fart. Therefore sending his fart to the other person.
Toby: Jake do you wanna shuttle again?
Jake: Oh yeah, shuttle me, baby.
Toby: Good because I've been holding in this huge fart all day just for you ;)
Jake: I love shuttling with you Toby ;)
When one gets hammered drunk before dark and passes out for a minimum of 10 hours, therefore not participating in the festivities of the night.
Yelling, screaming and clapping for one's favorite sports team, regardless of where one is watching the game, showing a clear disregard for those around him, who may or may not be sleeping.
Cooking extremely delicious food on a nightly basis.
Chris got drunk by the pool in Vegas and was Shulling by 3 pm
Chris was watching the Yankees earlier and was Shulling so loud I could barely hear myself think.
Man am I baked, you gonna go Shulling any time soon?
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.