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Shtooted 

When a individual is acting as if they where to be on drugs, but are clearly sober. So when someone is acting like a dumbfuck or even just being a small hint of a annoying, you can use the word Shtooted. It can hold hella wait or it can mean nothing at all and be a harmless joke. Very versatile.
Man your acting Shtooted as fuck right now B ಠ_ಠ
Shtooted by Dirtdockdemon January 11, 2022

einen shtoolen boggle 

a jewish abominance with a leather exo-skelton he also keeps his fore-skin in a jam jar. Is related to Abu Hamza as well as being an 18 year old virgin
Excuse me einen shtoolen boggle pass the zoot geez, also lets get naked!

Shootle Shootle 

A word created by Wham(Matt S) can refer to any kind of drug or just for random use.
Shootle Shootle everyone
Thats some strong Shootle Shootle guys.
You want some Shootle?
Shootle Shootle by Matthew Smith February 18, 2004

shtoople 

A word that can replace any other word, noun, adjective, verb... doesn't matter simply because it is fun to say. It should be used to an excessive amount until your significant other hates it.
Kick em in the shtoople / I've dropped my shtoople / There wasn't much traffic, i just hopped in the shtoople and it was smooth sailing
shtoople by Pivotrider November 15, 2020

shpootle 

The clear greasy stuff after a poo that makes ur asshole burn
“Dude why are you itching your asshole?” “My bad man my brown ring is burning” “oh I hate shpootle”
shpootle by Clbfill May 17, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026