Shtooted 

When a individual is acting as if they where to be on drugs, but are clearly sober. So when someone is acting like a dumbfuck or even just being a small hint of a annoying, you can use the word Shtooted. It can hold hella wait or it can mean nothing at all and be a harmless joke. Very versatile.

Man your acting Shtooted as fuck right now B ಠ_ಠ

Shtooted by Dirtdockdemon January 11, 2022

shooted 

It's "Shot" not "Shooted" idiot.

You were not shooted at, you were shot at.

shooted by SirGaff May 7, 2018

shmooted 

to be beyond high,smacked or booted off of herb,piff, haze or kush

after smoking that blunt at smoke park i was while shmooted

shmooted by 3bc March 8, 2009

Shrooted

To be high on mushrooms from belmont

Yo rafe picked up some shrooms from this kid from umass and me and molly and sasha went to the river and got hella shrooted. it was chill

Shrooted by ethan June 3, 2004

shtooped 

"Shtooped" : Acting like a fucking retard, out of character; A state of being, a.k.a. "Fucked in the head"

"Homie", you seriously considering dating that one??? What are ya, SHTOOPED?

You texted WHAT to your girl, to you're SHTOOPED!

shtooped by Shannyobrien January 13, 2019

Shlooted Newt 

A man with a very large penis. People call him horsecock. Pocketdials his phone with his penis. Eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called Rick or Long Shlong.

Hey is that a Shlooted Newt working at a Hardees?

Is that scott's sister with a Shlooted Newt?

Shlooted Newt by TurdInspector145 August 2, 2013

stooted 

To be stooted means to be stoned and fucked up.

"I'll say Ralph, that marijuana cigarette sure got me feeling pretty stooted"

"Hey you guys wanna go go get stooted?"

"Nah I gotta hit the books man"

stooted by Stooted dude January 3, 2017