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shrimpees 

Sickness incurred from over-eating shrimps
-estimated quantity to contract shrimpees: approximately 150 shrimps
-symptoms are as follows: hallucinations, "the fois," uncontrollable belching, nausea, bow-leggedness, dizziness, unsatiable hunger for more shrimps
That burping bow-legged bitch must have a case of the shrimpees.
shrimpees by Lease Ninja August 19, 2009

Shrimpnub 

1.Relating to a person who has a small weiner
2.An immature person who has a tiny weiner
3.Relating to the size of the nub of a shrimp to be the size of someone's weiner
Guy #1: I did your girlfriend
Guy #2: No you didnt she doesnt dig shrimpnubs
Shrimpnub by Vasili Brown November 28, 2010

Shrimpin it

When someone sits with very bad posture, curving their back like a shrimp
"Ah my back hurts!"
"Thats because you're shrimpin it!"
Shrimpin it by Elmongo July 5, 2021

big shrimpin

Big Shrimpin by any reckoning, one of the most dazzling philosophers and one of the most penetrating, wide-ranging, and influential thinkers in the history of philosophy. Some say he draws his source of infinite knowledge from the Rockstar Energy Drink. His work can be found on Twitter @bigshrimpin420.

Big Shrimpin have a dream
Big Shrimpin have a dream
Big Shrimpin: i am supposed to put the toast in the toaster sideways or upside ways?
big shrimpin by Stinky smelly December 19, 2019

Snow Shoe Shrimpin 

The sexual act of using a straw to to suck semen out of a partners anus. Then a rough sloppy kiss begins while the load is passed back and forth.
I enjoy long walks of the beach, holding hands, church bingo, and snow shoe shrimpin.
Snow Shoe Shrimpin by Greshams November 9, 2010

Butthole Shrimping 

The act involves two men and a straw. The straw is inserted inside one of the men's asses until the rectum is reached. The other male then proceeds to suck hard on the straw until fecal matter is absorbed up and through the straw. The poo particles are referred to as the shrimp.
I'm hungry and the only cure for it is butthole shrimping.

Not only are those guys flaming faggots, but they also love to shrimp each others buttholes.

I got a straw and a butthole. You know what to do. Start shrimping.