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shrimp scampi

noun. overly bronzed female whore bag with blonde hair that is at least 12 shades of blonde. usually gorges herself on shrimp scampi covered in caesar dressing and white wine before passing out on couch. has herpes and open ended prescription for valtrex.
look at that shrimp scampi over there. she's dressed like she wants to get fucked in the alley.
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Shrimp Scampi

A delicious food item that is tastey
I love me a good shrimp scampi

shrimp scampi

to have foreplay or intercourse.
“Anne and Henry made shrimp scampi before marriage!”

yo you and your girl made shrimp scampi yet?”

“nah she’s celibate, so no shrimp scampi for me”
shrimp scampi by m&ewashere June 3, 2025

Shrimp Scampi with corn and basil

Fetish. When you eat a girls unwashed nether region and there are feces particles stuck to it.
Did you hear? Norace met this girl who loves Shrimp Scampi with corn and basil. He’s lucky

scrimp scampi 

noun: the distinct smell of salt
"WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S FUCKING BULL SHIT."
"Do I smell scrimp scampi?"
scrimp scampi by HiddenBurrito June 17, 2016

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026