Shredo

Shredo is a monster living in the shwamp of Kapellen. Notorious for eating little children. His skin is green and he looks a bit like an ogre but much more spooky.

Hey kids! Be back home before it gets dark otherwise Shredo will kil your asses!

Shredo by Z van de Z March 26, 2021

Shreds faucets 

"Shreds faucets" is a slang term used typically in certain gaming communities, usually on PC, due to difficulties chatting on consoles. It also sees frequent use as an alternative to other derogatory terms and word which would be considered offensive. It is believed this term first started catching wind in the Minecraft online game community, due to it's younger audience.

"Yikes! that really shreds faucets, dude."

"Man, I just died? That really shreds faucets!"
"Man, 2020 really shredded faucets."

Shreds faucets by LluciferLlama December 28, 2020

Shreddology 

The belief that transcendence of life into heaven is achieved at 6% bodyfat. A complete euphoria and sense of accomplishment overcomes the shredder, entering, almost surpassing the majestic boundaries of human emotion.

Aesthetic gods religion. Shreddology.

Shreddology by Son of Aziz March 28, 2015

shrekoning 

When the mighty Ogrelord Shrek returns to judge all who do not preserve their layers.

Humans have layers. Shrek's shrock pleasures your layers. If you do not have many layers, you will not be spared. Eat onions to add on to and preserve your layers, for the Shrekoning is among us.

shrekoning by Shrek is love6969696969696969 March 5, 2014

Shrekology 

Shrekology is a system of beliefs, often characterised as a religion, in which Shrekologists believe in the divinity of Shrek. This belief system originates from the Shrek movie series, with it's first release dating back to 2001. The belief generally held by Shrekologists is that the Shrek movies are based upon real eye-witness accounts of Shrek. Another widely known eye-witness account of Shrek is Shrek is Love Shrek is Life a story which was posted on 4chan on January 14th, 2013. The story portrays a 9 year old boy who has deep emotions for Shrek, getting his anal walls roughly penetrated by Shrek, before his butthole gets filled with Shrek love.

Shrekology:

Shrek is love
I say,
Shrek is life

Shrekology by Mormon Fetus May 9, 2014

Shredsignaling 

The action or practice of publicly expressing opinions or sentiments intended to demonstrate one's awesome, shreddy bike and/or bike related components and gear or the moral superiority of one's bike related knowledge and equipment. Originally used by the cast of The Path Podcast on Mountain Bike Radio (www.mountainbikeradio.com).

Nathan encountered another rider who was riding a lower model bike and began shredsignaling as he explained his new, custom bike parts to the rider.

Shredsignaling by sickridebro January 27, 2019

Shredicles 

When something that is already ripped up is ripped into smaller pieces. The result is lots of very small pieces that are impossible to put back together.

Mary: Did you get rid of the note we were passing in english class? I don't want John and David to find it again.
Jane: No worries, I ripped it to shredicles.

John: Yo dude, I found Mary and Jane's note from english class but they ripped it to shredicles so we can't put it back together again!
David: Aw man that sucks.

Shredicles by Kappi69 July 5, 2009