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shoelessed 

A term given for a statement that has no relevance to the previous question.
These questions show a shoelessed answer.

Q. Do think it will rain today?
A. we are going to mango.

Q. Should we call the bus?
A. John has done a good job
shoelessed by exzimbo February 7, 2009
The first person to call "shotless!" discharges himself from the responsibilty of completing a boring or demanding task that has to be completed or accomplished.
John: "Today someone will definitely clean the kitchen."
David: "Shotless!"
shotless by Tropicalgorilla October 7, 2017

"Shoeless" Joe Jackson 

Joe Jackson, most commonly known as Shoeless Joe Jackson, after a incident where he had so many blisters on his feet because of his cleats; he decided to play his next game without cleats, and a fan yelled "You shoeless son of a gun, you!", the name stuck.

He is also known for his contrversey in the 1919 World Series agains the Cincinnati Reds. At the time, he was playing for the Chicago White Sox (later became known as the Black Sox Scandal). But, a mafia, decided to ask a couple white sox players to throw the game. Shoeless Joe Jackson said he never accepted the money. He also hit the only home run of the series. The White Sox did eventually lose the series, but Joe had lost his chance in basbeall. Kenesaw Mountian Landis banned Joe from baseballl to clean up all the bad acts going on in baseball. To this day, Shoeless Joe Jackson, the second highest career beatting average ever alltime, is ineligible for the hall of fame.
"Shoeless" Joe Jackson deserves to be in the hll of fame.

shoeless joe 

to all dumbasses who entered a definition to shoeless joe, its a baseball player who played for the white sox, later to be called the black sox caused by the players of that team, which included shoeless joe jackson. Proved to be one of the best in the game, but forfeited all rights to hall of fame for supposively gambling and flopping the game. Boo ya!!
shoeless joe by Teddy Douglas January 21, 2004

showmeism 

a new religion.

the belief that one will not belive in any "god" or "higher being" until they are showed one or shown proof that one exists.
jesse and dez.
you are sitting in your bed and you say "god if you are real turn my lights off."

if the lights turn off, you are no longer a praiser of "showmeism"
showmeism by dezandjesse April 10, 2008

Shoeless motherfucker 

A broke ass hater who hates on anyone who better then him or her
Shoeless motherfucker: what’s up pig as bitch
Cool motherfucker: you just one shoeless mother fucker!

Everyone: daaaaaammmmmmnnnnn.....!!
Shoeless motherfucker by Gooseyswag December 18, 2018