showmeism 

a new religion.

the belief that one will not belive in any "god" or "higher being" until they are showed one or shown proof that one exists.
jesse and dez.

you are sitting in your bed and you say "god if you are real turn my lights off."

if the lights turn off, you are no longer a praiser of "showmeism"

showmeism by dezandjesse April 10, 2008

Showzenism

A religion based off the MTV2 show Wonder Showzen. A devout follower of the show (see Showzenist). Showzenists pray to their god Lord Krondor and accept him as their savior. Showzenists snack of choice is Chewties.

Watching Wonder Showzen has converted me to Showzenism.

Showzenism by Percy Jones July 24, 2007

shoeism 

Shoeism is a culture formed by shoeists and they pray to the great shoe God and in order to please him they suck on the aglet of a shoelace and when they do so they are rewarded with eternal youth as long as they perform the task every night.

I study shoeism every night in order to please the great shoe god

shoeism by The great shoeist January 22, 2015

Shiweism 

A holy religion led by the one and only shiwei. Only certain people who meet his criteria are allowed to follow him. However, if you are accepted and are following him, he IS the answers to all your prayers. Followers of shiweism are called shiweists for males and shiweiers for females.

James: jess are you a shiweier yet?
Jess: im waiting for approval to follow shiweism, i heard everyone's prayers were answered by shiwei!

Shiweism by Legend 27 O.o May 29, 2019

ShowMeSunset 

A phrase used instead of swears such as cunt and bellend which allows you to nit be seen as rude.

Shut up ShowMeSunset

ShowMeSunset by The Farming Mandalorian August 17, 2021