Shower pack

A term often used in Jail or prison.

When an inmate would subscribe to a hot chicks magazine such as maxim so he can rip out pages of the half naked chicks.

he then proceeds to stick the paper in a plastic waterproof sleeve...

then stick it to the wall in the shower.

sometimes many of these will be in the shower at once for viewers pleasure

Ice-Pick " Hey man you got that new maxim? "
Stomps " hell yeah son! "
Ice-Pick " oh you know we bouts ta get down on some new shower packs! "

by Zachary Oside January 21, 2009

six pack shower

the act of stepping into a hot shower with an ice cold six pack of beer and only exiting after all the beer has been consumed, usually after a prolonged period of being shower-free.

after spending 2 weeks in the wilderness with nothing but water to drink and baby wipes to clean with, that six pack shower really hit the spot.

by 080080 April 4, 2011

packy shower

The act of using alot of deodorant or aftershave to mask your smell instead of having a real shower.

I'll be 1 min gonna have a packy shower instead

by Adam curd 6355 June 5, 2016

showerjack

v. when, in a college dormitory bathroom or other communal restroom facility, all of the shower stalls are occupied, and an individual who is short on time (or manners) strips off his clothes and runs into a random stall, gleefully yelling, "showerjack!" and forcing the former occupant out.

n. an instance of the above maneuver.

1) "Showerjack!!"
"Dude!? What the %^&* is wrong with you?"

2) "That was a nasty showerjack; I'm going to go soak his underwear in capsaicin."

by Greevey McSeamus October 17, 2008

Showerjack

To steal shower first even though another roommate or family member is getting ready for a shower, leaving them to wait impatiently for you in their bathrobe or towel.

Just as Tina prepared to enter the bathroom, she could hear that her roommate had showerjacked, and was stuck waiting for another hour.

by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg April 25, 2011