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scandinavian showercap 

when you come up on an unsuspecting person, unzip your pants and plop your nuts on their forehead. You can also turn it into the Trojan war helmet, where you let the dick flop down and hit them in the nose. It can be also done willingly to a bitch who is trying to suck up on your dick.
my nigga k-sweezy was sleeping, so i blasted him wit the Scandinavian showercap

showercut 

When you are halfway taking a shower when the water goes cold/hot or stops suddenly, either by somone playing a joke or just naturally.
Mom: Mike what happened to the water!
Mike: Not my fault, it was a showercut
showercut by Downtown wtf January 4, 2009

showercurtaining 

During the coronavirus pandemic of 2020/2021 social distancing was introduced and sex pretty much banned.

The best and safest solution was to buy a new shower curtain (clear) each time you had a new partner and cut a hole in the middle and place it between you.

On completion you dispose of the shower curtain, ask the person to leave and vacate the room for 72 hours.
Tom has a date coming over tonight so will be showercurtaining to make sure it is extra safe.
showercurtaining by Hydehun March 5, 2021

showercap 

To insert one's head into the vaginal orrafice
When Susie came back, she asked me to give her a showercap.
showercap by comfymilk July 16, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022