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Shower Hour 

Time between 9:30-12 , or 1-3 AM if your coming home from a party.
Guy 1:Dude, where is everyone ? No ones online !

Guy 2:Stop bitching, its shower hour .
Shower Hour by mrjames81 March 20, 2010

shower rush hour 

The time of day when there is a large amount of surrounding neighbors in urban area using the same pooled source of shared water supply. Usually the people using their water supply at this time experience low water pressure.
I hate it when I wake up in the morning and I start taking a shower during shower rush hour and I can't rinse the shampoo out of my hair.

12 hour shower 

When doing something that causes physical,mental,or spiritual filth that far exceeds the very bowels of Hell(EX:Stan Lee selling Marvel Comics to the Corporation of Disney)... you must embark...the 12 hour shower. The action of taking a shower that last 12 hours, no more, and no less. For the ceremony to actually start you have to be in the shower for at least 2 hours prior. For if you embark on this journey of self revelation and stop the shower before 12 hours,you will explode in a flaming bag of poo and turn into a crippled rabbit. If you are in the shower for more than 12 hours, you will die right there, and in the after life you will have to listen to Ke$ha non stop. Only the most keenest of minds, the strongest of willpower,and the strength of Hercules can take on this task of Gods. It takes more than a century of training in several disciplines to accoplish this goal. So, do you think you have the balls?
Woman 1: "I was just rapped by Mickey Mouse. Time for a 12 hour shower."

Man 1: "I just watched the end of 'The Green Mile'. Time for a 12 hour shower."

Transvestite Alien: "I just saw the end of 'Alien vs Predator' and have lost my faith in my religion of scientoglogy. Time for a 12 hour shower."
12 hour shower by Kane Chitty July 9, 2014

No Shower Happy Hour 

To head to the bar straight off the beach, instead of stopping home first to get glammed up for a night on the town. Dress code is swimsuits and sandals with sand on your feet.
Let’s hit the OD for no shower happy hour
No Shower Happy Hour by StinkTree August 18, 2020

Half hour shower of power. 

When you have a 30 minute shower, most likely it's not needed and you coulda made due with a 10 minuter.
person 1 - what the hell were you doing in there?
person 2 - It was my half hour shower of power.

hour shower of power 

Also known as an HSOP, this is a male's shower that takes an hour. Any male spending an hour in the shower is quite obviously masturbating in there.
Ben was an HSOP master, his hour shower of power happened twice daily.
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