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No-show mo-fo 

No-show Mo-Fo (nō shoh 'mæu.fæu)

noun

Definition: slang / meaning/ Flake.

Someone who flakes; does not show up to where they are supossed to be.

2. A person who said that he/she would be at 'this' place, at 'this' time, and fails to show up.
Guy1: "dude, Nate is such a flake! He didn't show up for the races yesterday."

Guy2: "No way! Let's duct tape that no-show mo-fo to the pole at the high school tonight."
No-show mo-fo by DizzieRiot November 12, 2014

feaux 'mo' fashion show 

Faux = false or fake. 'mo' is short for "homo(sexual)". Therefore "feaux 'mo' fashion show" means a man wearing clothes that might cause him to appear gay, even though he is not. Such as when a man accidentally (or purposely, for lack of clean clothes) wears an item of his wife's or girlfriend's clothing, not something as overtly feminine as a dress, but, say, some women's jeans, or a shirt that almost, but not quite, looks like a man's shirt.
THOMPSON: Look at the "feaux 'mo' fashion show". It looks like Jeff is accidentally wearing Sarah's CHIC jeans again!

Truman Show moment 

An event or series of events where you get feeling that people are watching you or even trying to alter your thoughts or actions in accordance to their script. The term comes from the 1998 movie, The Truman Show. Especially true when brought on by an occurrence similar to one in the movie itself.

If this happens too often see paranoia or narcissism.
SeaBass: Dude, I just had a Truman Show moment!
SquirrelMaster: How's that?
SeaBass: I was driving in my car, and on the radio they started talking about our small town, and they never do that!
SquirrelMaster: Maybe you should get that checked out.
SeaBass: My radio?
SquirrelMaster: No, your head...
Truman Show moment by Bvas December 24, 2007

Show Monkey

A person who just does things for laughs/reactions out of people; a social clown. Typically when the person is known to be a jokester.

Also for people who become class clowns but as an a adult outside of class.
e.g My Assistant Store Manager: "STOP thinking I'm some kind of Show Monkey when it comes to me making fun of people who get caught stealing"

e.g "I'm a Show Monkey when it comes to ripping on people for their shoes"

show monkey

A man who expects a woman to have a trimmed pubic region but doesn't trim himself.
show monkey by Cutter Seahawk October 3, 2007

show mow 

To mow your front lawn only, for the sake outward appearance, rather than do the whole thing
Wife: The lawn is looking pretty bad out there
Husband: I'm busy, I'll just do a quick show mow
show mow by Forgis McFludge July 25, 2006