Fantastically beautiful testicles which are normally in a freshly shaven sack. Beautiful enough to compete in a best ball competition. Like show dogs but for balls.
"Hey Kip, come look at Pat's really great balls"
Damn, you're right, those are show balls"
An excessively hairy, untamed set of testicles that were submerged in fresh snowfall.
*May or may not be the precursor to a cold tea bag.
"Jerome, what are you doing out there naked, we're in the middle of a snow storm. I'm creating some grassy snowballs, go get the camera Barbara Anne!"
"We're in the middle of a heated moment, and he left me to go outside in the freezing cold snow event completely nude.....he comes back and tries to give me a cold tea bag with those grassy snowballs".
The chance a snowball has before it is obliterated by the fire and brimstone of hell, kind of like the chance frosty the snowman has against a military grade flamethrower or popsicle against the heat of the sun
"theres a snowballs chance in hell of that guyjumping that and not breaking every bone in his body"
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.