Show Balls

Fantastically beautiful testicles which are normally in a freshly shaven sack. Beautiful enough to compete in a best ball competition. Like show dogs but for balls.

"Hey Kip, come look at Pat's really great balls"
Damn, you're right, those are show balls"

by Don Hippo August 27, 2018

show your fucking balls

a phrase commonly shouted out windows when you're a faggot

listen up! show your fucking balls!! cuz im gay

by taz gam March 20, 2004

Google show me this guys balls

Usually used in the tiktok format, A person will say this to search up a specified persons balls showing ramantic intrest

Guy 1: "Yo that looks like the battle pass."

Guy 2: "Google show me this guys balls please."

by OMGtomoto March 11, 2021

Google, show me this guy's balls

A phrase said by someone who sees an attractive man on the internet and is so down bad for him that they instantly want to see him naked.

Friend: dude look at how hot this guy is!
Me: damn, you're right!
Friend: Google, show me this guy's balls ☝️

by TheresBugsUnderYourSkin January 1, 2024

grassy snowballs

An excessively hairy, untamed set of testicles that were submerged in fresh snowfall.

*May or may not be the precursor to a cold tea bag.

"Jerome, what are you doing out there naked, we're in the middle of a snow storm. I'm creating some grassy snowballs, go get the camera Barbara Anne!"

"We're in the middle of a heated moment, and he left me to go outside in the freezing cold snow event completely nude.....he comes back and tries to give me a cold tea bag with those grassy snowballs".

by mr. gmoney December 27, 2010

A snowballs chance in hell

A phrase used to describe something with a very low possibilty of happening/succeeding.

(Plays on the idea that hell is hot so the snow would melt)

Guy 1: I'm so guna hit that!
Guy 2: Dude, you ain't got a snowballs chance in hell.

by MG123 April 29, 2008

a snowballs chance in hell

The chance a snowball has before it is obliterated by the fire and brimstone of hell, kind of like the chance frosty the snowman has against a military grade flamethrower or popsicle against the heat of the sun

"theres a snowballs chance in hell of that guy jumping that and not breaking every bone in his body"

by benjamin eric April 30, 2008