Shovion

1. an edible vegetable bulb with layers and a pungent taste and smell, because it has been shoved up the anus.

" I put a Shovion up my butt and now I have tears running down my cheeks."

Shovion by Mr. Definot June 9, 2018

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shoving breadsticks into my purse

A meme that takes place on a fictional date in Olive Garden. The first person asks a question about something they enjoy. The date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. Can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is Gemini. Gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.

Me: What astrology sign are you?
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.

shoving breadsticks into my purse by Defineurslang August 25, 2015

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shovon

An unique person who does not match up with their family in physics and emotions. Usually very intelligent in social aspect; dosnt get scared in front of a crowd and loves to take charge of their surroundings. Physically big and very kind to others. Loves food and will go out of their way for a new adventure. Usually from either Ireland or Middle East.

Oh hey; theirs Shovon, we missed you so much!

shovon by Ball is chicken March 14, 2017