shomion

A dipshit term for a guy who thinks he is funny at the workplace. He is truely a dart playing fool who hulks out at the slightest movement of a federally.

Did you see that guy? Yea, what a shomion

by Nolan Saufley February 15, 2005

Shomoney

It's used as an adjective to describe something being awesome, legendary, or ridiculously awe-inspiring. It is usually preceded with an event that is unforgettable.

"Yo that movie 'Dark Knight' was ShoMoney!"

"Did you hear about that billionaire?! It must be shomoney to have that much money! "
"'How I met you mother' is soo shomoney."
"Man! you were so shomoney last night at that party!"

by Shotime August 22, 2011

Shominate

To utterly DESTROY the competition. Combination of SHIT ON and DOMINATE.

The Cincinnati Bengals will SHOMINATE the Pittsburgh Steelers this year.

by Goat Fish September 2, 2009

Shomoney

A large eyepopping roll of money consisting of one large bill wrapped around and roll of one dollar bills.

Showing off what appears to be a large roll of cash to decieve those around into believing you are wealthier than you are.

Not having enough to impress the stripper into coming home with him, Big Ben whiped out a roll of shomoney knowing he could never have her any other way.

Big Joe is always showing off his roll shomoney to bring the old gals looking for security home with him. Little do they know show money means NO Money.

by Magorski January 29, 2010

shomongalong

A person addicted to black tar heroine

Hey Jeff did you try some of jimmys black tar heroine it got me shomongalong

by Shomongalong lord September 24, 2023

shomon

a term commonly used to define greatness

ahh i so wish im blessed with shomon

by yipee kyeyay February 1, 2009

Shovion

1. an edible vegetable bulb with layers and a pungent taste and smell, because it has been shoved up the anus.

" I put a Shovion up my butt and now I have tears running down my cheeks."

by Mr. Definot June 9, 2018