One who smokes marijuana regularly and is constantly in a dazed state of non-remembrance and forgetfulness. Some consider shot ass to be a synonym for the word stoner, but this is not the case. All shot asses are indeed stoner's, but contrary to popular belief, all stoner's are not shot asses. A stoner is defined as one who smokes a ton of weed but is not necessarily always under the influence of marijuana. A shot ass on the other hand never allows himself to fully reach a state of sobriety and will constantly be seen puffing on joints or stealthily smoking in the school bathroom to keep their buzz going strong.
John: Where's Josh man? I saw him in first period
Mike: He left out the gym entrance, he's totally baking
John: What a shot ass
Teacher: If you don't label your papers with the date you won't be receiving credit.
Stoner: you dave, what's the date man
Dave: It's the 6th bro
Stoner: Of what month?
Dave: August you dumbass
Stoner: What's the number for august man?
Dave: 8 you fuckin shot ass
Mike: He left out the gym entrance, he's totally baking
John: What a shot ass
Teacher: If you don't label your papers with the date you won't be receiving credit.
Stoner: you dave, what's the date man
Dave: It's the 6th bro
Stoner: Of what month?
Dave: August you dumbass
Stoner: What's the number for august man?
Dave: 8 you fuckin shot ass
by Fuzzadelic August 6, 2011
by Too Much Fun June 2, 2011
1. Adj. Describes the general negative, contemptible attitude of a person male or female.
2. Noun An extremely slutty (very promiscuous) female.
3. Noun refers to a woman that displays all the above traits, and to make matters worse she will be very generous with the (beaver) which is for the most part very beat up, blown out, and in a pretty rough condition. It is usually smells terrible, and has no memory of a hair clipper or a razor and shaving cream.
2. Noun An extremely slutty (very promiscuous) female.
3. Noun refers to a woman that displays all the above traits, and to make matters worse she will be very generous with the (beaver) which is for the most part very beat up, blown out, and in a pretty rough condition. It is usually smells terrible, and has no memory of a hair clipper or a razor and shaving cream.
I was so wasted at the after party that I almost fell for this one shot ass beav we'd all settled for on many an unfruitful (beav hunt).
by Uncle Bear Man Sr. December 5, 2019
by kazeeba August 17, 2009
To hold a member of the opposite sex upside down while pouring liquor down the crack of her/his ass while a buddy lays on the ground and slurps it up.
by Morley September 6, 2007
by nettesl May 14, 2010
Originating from the game of golf, an ass shot occurs when a person is playing poorly and then has a very good shot, apparently pulling the shot out of their ass.
by filmeister April 11, 2009