short guy 

Contrary to what some people say, there’s nothing wrong with being a short guy. Short guys and short girls look really cute together.

Jennifer: I’m only 5 feet so I have to date short guys, doesn’t bother me though.

short guy by nutella137 July 23, 2020

short guy 

a guy who is under average height, normally under 5'2. But is the most frickin awesomest person who ever lived, all the girls love him because he is so cute. He is the coolest, funniest, hottest, and most loved of all people on the entire planet.

girl 1: wow did you see that cute guy over there?

girl 2: yea that's definately a short guy, but he is mine

girl 1: wow i wish i could have a short guy

girl 2: o you poor thing you must get one

short guy by short guy May 12, 2009

short guy 

A male usually 5'6 or under. At one time in history it was considered okay to be 5'4 - 5'6. Nowadays its abnormal and unattractive to females. Doesn't matter if your good looking or nice, short guys usually have to struggle when finding a female who will actually give them a chance in a crowd of tall males. Soon to be extinct.

Girl #1: "How about that short guy?"
Girl #2: "Hes cute...but too short."
Girl #1: "What about that other guy?"
Girl #2: "Hes kinda ugly but very tall....i think im gonna have sex with him!"

short guy by joe show2121 February 8, 2010

short guy 

quarter of the population, fucked for life because of a genetic sequence

(on OKCupid)
Profile: MD, senator, bodybuilder
College-dropout woman: EW! He's 5-6... just another short guy with a little dick!

and

(in the future)
Doctor: We've looked at a genetic sequence on the 4th Y chromosome, the newborn boy will only be 5-9 as an adult - a short guy
Mother: OH GOD KILL IT!!!

short guy by subwayjared July 13, 2015

“Short” guy 

A below average guy who is ratchet in relationships

Girl is fine but she’s stuck on “short” guys

“Short” guy by Debo68 May 20, 2019

short guy squat 

The posture assumed in couples selfies by a taller woman dating a shorter man, so as to appear equal in height to her partner.

"I didn't know Lisa was six feet tall, she looks Jeff's height in all their pictures!"
"Yep, that's the magic of the short guy squat."

short guy squat by miss_tarrare July 26, 2014

Short Guy Grunt 

The short guy grunt refers to guys at the gym that make loud obnoxious sounds like grunting or screaming while doing incomplete reps with weights that are obviously too big for them and in some cases they will scream and grunt with light weights, this is done to make themselves feel bigger than they actually are. Typically shorter men are seen doing the short guy grunt while lifting, but it doesn’t matter how big you are, if you’re being loud and obnoxious for no reason at the gym then you’re still doing the short guy grunt

“Yo what the hell is that noise?”
“Just some loser doing the short guy grunt”

Short Guy Grunt by J-dub August 1, 2020