Short Short Story 

For a very short story that cannot be even more short

"...so, short short story, it ends"

Short Short Story by coolmint88 September 22, 2022

Short story long 

Something that could have been told in a more concise way but is dragged out because the teller doesn't know how to tell a story. It's a play on the annoying clarifier, "Long story short," people use to sum up a digression, which really never seems to be that short anyway. So instead you say the opposite.

So I was walking into the store the other day, I wanted to get some aspirin because I had this massive headache and I walked down aisle four but they only had Tylenol but that doesn't work and I went to the counter and short story long this guy was holding up the store!

Short story long by adk132 December 8, 2009

Short Story 

A story thats supposed to be readable in one sitting. Therefore, short stories usually are less than 50 pages. The 'shortest' short story is "For sale: Baby shoes, never worn". Its a okay short story, as in those six words, you can sense a tragedy, like the baby died, or the mother had a miscarriage. That shows it can be considered a short story, as you got a sense of something from those 6 words.

Mike: I just finished my short story, its 3 pages long.
Liam: Good, as long as it shows a good story, its fine.

Short Story by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

short story 

Getting less than sex, usually a handjob but could be a blowjob.

I went out w/ Betty last night. I tried to read the novel but she would only give me a short story.

short story by Douglas The Cat October 28, 2006

short story 

Having a small dick! Like Trey from school.

Trey says"Hey My research paper is going to be my dick." Jared says "well trey thats a short story!"

short story by Short Story May 12, 2016

long short story 

a short story that takes a long time to tell

*Over complicates story and adds details that are unnecessary.*
"Anyways, long short story..."
*Continues to over complicate story and add details that are unnecessary.*

long short story by user8857 June 21, 2018

Short Story Schlong

A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.

*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*

Short Story Schlong by xWhatDa December 16, 2022