Short Short Story

For a very short story that cannot be even more short

"...so, short short story, it ends"

by coolmint88 September 22, 2022

Short story long

Something that could have been told in a more concise way but is dragged out because the teller doesn't know how to tell a story. It's a play on the annoying clarifier, "Long story short," people use to sum up a digression, which really never seems to be that short anyway. So instead you say the opposite.

So I was walking into the store the other day, I wanted to get some aspirin because I had this massive headache and I walked down aisle four but they only had Tylenol but that doesn't work and I went to the counter and short story long this guy was holding up the store!

by adk132 December 8, 2009

Short Story

A story thats supposed to be readable in one sitting. Therefore, short stories usually are less than 50 pages. The 'shortest' short story is "For sale: Baby shoes, never worn". Its a okay short story, as in those six words, you can sense a tragedy, like the baby died, or the mother had a miscarriage. That shows it can be considered a short story, as you got a sense of something from those 6 words.

Mike: I just finished my short story, its 3 pages long.
Liam: Good, as long as it shows a good story, its fine.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

short story

Getting less than sex, usually a handjob but could be a blowjob.

I went out w/ Betty last night. I tried to read the novel but she would only give me a short story.

by Douglas The Cat October 28, 2006

short story

Having a small dick! Like Trey from school.

Trey says"Hey My research paper is going to be my dick." Jared says "well trey thats a short story!"

by Short Story May 12, 2016

long short story

a short story that takes a long time to tell

*Over complicates story and adds details that are unnecessary.*
"Anyways, long short story..."
*Continues to over complicate story and add details that are unnecessary.*

by user8857 June 21, 2018

Short Story Schlong

A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.

*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*

by xWhatDa December 16, 2022