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Shooshtig weapon

Pronounced - "shoosh-tig" weapon.

Another name given to the Shotgun in any game under the Halo franchise.
Derived from the German word "schoosteg", meaning "to fuck things up"
Man 1: Ohh yea! I got the Shooshtig weapon and i'm gonna screnen to pwn all you n00bs!
Man 2: Not unless i open up a can of whoop ass on you with my sneefen rifle!

Shooshin 

Word for someone you consider your best friend and they are often very cute, loyal and special boofies.
Jey is my shooshin, I love him very much.
Shooshin by idolschool July 13, 2018
shooshi is a combination of names for two people who are perfect together! shooshi literally translates to perfect because these two people can NOT get enough of each other and they’re always there for each other. there is no shoo w out the shi. and sometimes the shi thinks he’s not good enough for the shoo but in reality he’s more than enough and no one can top him. they understand one another like no two people have before. they’re literal soulmates and nothing can beat them. <3 <3 <3
if shooshi broke up the universe would implode😡
shooshi by anonymous September 26, 2020

Shooshting 

1 - when all hell breaks loose or the shit hits the fan
2 - when people start shooting
"now the shooshting shtartsh"
(goldmember)
Shooshting by belmurru May 26, 2003
2 adults in footy pajamas racing each other down carpeted stairs.
Julie: I want to have a pillow fight at our sleepover!
Dana: I'd rather be shooshing with you on the stairs...and then we could cuddle afterward!
Julie: That sounds SO fun...lets do it!
Shooshing by pinkjewelz September 21, 2011
The intense, unrelenting urge to defecate the second one starts shopping at their favorite store.
No sooner had Beckham opened Skaters Monthly magazine at Narnes & Boble Bookstore than the shopshits came barging in, driving him to bathroom way up on the third floor, ruining his first moment of relaxation after a hard week.
Shopshits by JazzyKDog April 5, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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