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Youtuber who primarily makes Honkai Impact 3rd (soon Honkai Star Rail) content, guides, does CN beta showcases, has great sense of humor, loves amogus memes (and trendy memes in general), cute grandpa you must protecc at all costs!
It was revealed last year from his voice reveal (and eventually v-tube model reveal) his name didn't match up with his gender, it was originally thought by most people that he was female, t̶h̶a̶n̶k̶f̶u̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ sadly not. That very same year he got in quite a bit of drama, mainly revolving around what happened in his discord server. The first, and biggest thing people pointed out was how he refused to acknowledge Kiana is a lesbian (it's a bannable offense by saying she is in his discord server), almost as if he's jealous of her relationship with Mei. Second thing was him being homophobic and anti-lgbt (another bannable offense if anything related to it is being discussed). Third thing is him being a lolicon, which was only discovered from his comments about a certain loli character in the game (Griseo). His server is also full of ironic lolicons. The drama would soon subside and be forgotten months later.
1̶0̶/̶1̶0̶ ̶g̶u̶y̶,̶ ̶w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶i̶m̶p̶r̶e̶g̶n̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶!̶ Would not recommend watching his content.
It was revealed last year from his voice reveal (and eventually v-tube model reveal) his name didn't match up with his gender, it was originally thought by most people that he was female, t̶h̶a̶n̶k̶f̶u̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ sadly not. That very same year he got in quite a bit of drama, mainly revolving around what happened in his discord server. The first, and biggest thing people pointed out was how he refused to acknowledge Kiana is a lesbian (it's a bannable offense by saying she is in his discord server), almost as if he's jealous of her relationship with Mei. Second thing was him being homophobic and anti-lgbt (another bannable offense if anything related to it is being discussed). Third thing is him being a lolicon, which was only discovered from his comments about a certain loli character in the game (Griseo). His server is also full of ironic lolicons. The drama would soon subside and be forgotten months later.
1̶0̶/̶1̶0̶ ̶g̶u̶y̶,̶ ̶w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶i̶m̶p̶r̶e̶g̶n̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶!̶ Would not recommend watching his content.
Urban Dictionary: This is the second time you've hornyposted about a human being on this site, moebarabitch. This is your final warning.
moebarabitch: You cannot tell me you wouldn't do the same, though! I mean, have you seen him? Marisa Honkai was made for insemination!
Urban Dictionary: One more word out of your mouth and you're getting your definition-making privileges taken away, mister.
moebarabitch: B-But...
Urban Dictionary: No buts, only horny jail.
moebarabitch: :(
moebarabitch: You cannot tell me you wouldn't do the same, though! I mean, have you seen him? Marisa Honkai was made for insemination!
Urban Dictionary: One more word out of your mouth and you're getting your definition-making privileges taken away, mister.
moebarabitch: B-But...
Urban Dictionary: No buts, only horny jail.
moebarabitch: :(
by Autismo_Manifesto March 23, 2023
Get the Marisa Honkaimug. Bilingual (his native language is chinese) youtuber, twitch streamer and king of finding game-breaking bugs on the daily.
He primarily makes content for ToF and informative guides for the game. He has a great sense of humor, is charismatic and addicting to watch.
He's also the perfect example of a cute grandpa!
He primarily makes content for ToF and informative guides for the game. He has a great sense of humor, is charismatic and addicting to watch.
He's also the perfect example of a cute grandpa!
Gateoo fan 1: ...Was that last bit necessary?
Gateoo fan 2: Yes, actually.
Gateoo fan 1: Don't you think he'd be weirded out if he ever saw this?
Gateoo fan 2: Probably, lol.
Gateoo fan 2: Yes, actually.
Gateoo fan 1: Don't you think he'd be weirded out if he ever saw this?
Gateoo fan 2: Probably, lol.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 20, 2023
Get the Gateoomug. A retelling of the previous definition of cute hag, since it was vague at best.
Cute hags are pubescent females whom possesses child-like features, seemingly tailor-made for pedophiles. These are rare, gifted specimen outside the moe anime world.
So,whatdoesittaketoqualifyasacutehag?Here'sthelist:
🌸Face🌸 ~
Crucialfeature,hagscan'tbecutewithoutthis!Havinganeotenousfaceiseverything.Hugeeyesareideal,Lipsmustbekeptatthebareminimum,alongwithnoredlipstick(makeslipslookbigevenifthey'resmallplusitjustlooksugly.transparantistheonlyvalidlipstick),nosemustbetiny(preferablelythesoutheastasianose)andchinmustbepointy.
🌸Hair🌸~Agoodhairstyleisamust,mohawksforexampledonotmeshwellwithcutehags.Tomboyhagsarenot welcome here.
🌸Race🌸~Usuallyonlyasainsmeetthethresholdtobecomeacutehag,therearesomeexceptionsthough.
🌸Body type🌸~ Veryimportant,thoughprettyflexible.Timido(fromhi3rd),Yuna(fromgransaga)andHanekawa(frommonogatari)aretheperfectexamplesofsemi-fathagsbeingextremelycute,butgenerallyspeaking,thin(beingcurvyisfineaslongasit'snottoomuchmeattherejustlikewestoidmenlike),small-chestedhagsaremostdesired.Asforheight,it'sirrelevantforthemostpartonceyou'reahag.TallhagssuchasKianaKaslana(from hi3rd),ReiAyanami(from evangelion)andAsukaLangleySoryu(from evangelion)areontopofthehagchain.
🌸Voice🌸~Anythingthatisn'tatypicalhagvoiceiswelcome,butachild-likevoiceismostlyprefered.
🎉Ifyoucheckallthemarksonthislistthencongratulations,you'veobtainedcutehagstatus!🎉
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Cute hags are pubescent females whom possesses child-like features, seemingly tailor-made for pedophiles. These are rare, gifted specimen outside the moe anime world.
So,whatdoesittaketoqualifyasacutehag?Here'sthelist:
🌸Face🌸 ~
Crucialfeature,hagscan'tbecutewithoutthis!Havinganeotenousfaceiseverything.Hugeeyesareideal,Lipsmustbekeptatthebareminimum,alongwithnoredlipstick(makeslipslookbigevenifthey'resmallplusitjustlooksugly.transparantistheonlyvalidlipstick),nosemustbetiny(preferablelythesoutheastasianose)andchinmustbepointy.
🌸Hair🌸~Agoodhairstyleisamust,mohawksforexampledonotmeshwellwithcutehags.Tomboyhagsarenot welcome here.
🌸Race🌸~Usuallyonlyasainsmeetthethresholdtobecomeacutehag,therearesomeexceptionsthough.
🌸Body type🌸~ Veryimportant,thoughprettyflexible.Timido(fromhi3rd),Yuna(fromgransaga)andHanekawa(frommonogatari)aretheperfectexamplesofsemi-fathagsbeingextremelycute,butgenerallyspeaking,thin(beingcurvyisfineaslongasit'snottoomuchmeattherejustlikewestoidmenlike),small-chestedhagsaremostdesired.Asforheight,it'sirrelevantforthemostpartonceyou'reahag.TallhagssuchasKianaKaslana(from hi3rd),ReiAyanami(from evangelion)andAsukaLangleySoryu(from evangelion)areontopofthehagchain.
🌸Voice🌸~Anythingthatisn'tatypicalhagvoiceiswelcome,butachild-likevoiceismostlyprefered.
🎉Ifyoucheckallthemarksonthislistthencongratulations,you'veobtainedcutehagstatus!🎉
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Unsound: This is the most ridiculous definition i've seen on this site, maybe even period. Why can't they just be called cute instead of it being overly convoluted?
Da Wei: Ironically, this is the dumbest thing i've read. Cute is vastly different from being a cute hag, conflating the two will only leave people confused, and if you think it's "convoluted" maybe that's a sign you're conversing with the wrong community. I want cute hags to be recognized because practically nobody knows they're called that or even exist, and what better site could do that than Urban Dictionary, where you're allowed to publish unique definitions?
Unsound: "Wrong community" Don't tell me... is it exactly what I suspect it is?
Da Wei: The moe/lolisho/pedophile community, what else did you think it was? You're just now asking what it means? Did you even read the entire definition?
Unsound: !
Da Wei: Did I stutter?
Unsound: Stay away from children! If you layed a single finger on my daughter your body would never be found!!
Da Wei: You needn't worry, i'm an anti-contact cuck, meaning I have no interest in pursuing a child. Even if I was pro-contact i'd vomit at the thought of being attracted to your bloodline.
Unsound: The fact that you're attracted to children is enough of a reason to justifiably kill you with no remorse!!!
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Da Wei: Ironically, this is the dumbest thing i've read. Cute is vastly different from being a cute hag, conflating the two will only leave people confused, and if you think it's "convoluted" maybe that's a sign you're conversing with the wrong community. I want cute hags to be recognized because practically nobody knows they're called that or even exist, and what better site could do that than Urban Dictionary, where you're allowed to publish unique definitions?
Unsound: "Wrong community" Don't tell me... is it exactly what I suspect it is?
Da Wei: The moe/lolisho/pedophile community, what else did you think it was? You're just now asking what it means? Did you even read the entire definition?
Unsound: !
Da Wei: Did I stutter?
Unsound: Stay away from children! If you layed a single finger on my daughter your body would never be found!!
Da Wei: You needn't worry, i'm an anti-contact cuck, meaning I have no interest in pursuing a child. Even if I was pro-contact i'd vomit at the thought of being attracted to your bloodline.
Unsound: The fact that you're attracted to children is enough of a reason to justifiably kill you with no remorse!!!
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by Autismo_Manifesto March 19, 2023
Get the Cute Hagmug. After Gran Saga was giant flop in Korea (it's doing bad in other asia regions too), NPIXEL resorts to making a cryposhit game, along with making a blockchain branch named METAPIXEL in order to save the Gran Saga IP.
As you would expect, this got some backlash, as NFT games (and NFTs in general) are universally hated, and rightfully so. NFTs are infamous for scamming people, and the concept itself is asinine. METAPIXEL says their game will "redefine NFTs", which is such a boldface claim.
According to legitimate sources, it's releasing in Q3. It will be a PC exclusive game, the gameplay will also get an overhaul (the graphics too from the looks of it). Admittedly, gameplay wise, it does look better than the original Gran Saga. It seems they're going for the AAA game feel. The gacha, auto-combat and auto-path will also be removed from this version to make it a fully-fledged MMO.
On the bright side, the original Gran Saga global version was confirmed shortly after Gran Saga: Unlimited was announced, however, there was no info on the release date. Just like Gran Saga: Unlimited, the gameplay will get an overhaul, but it is unknown to what degree. METAPIXEL co-owner quote: "The global version of Gran Saga is being prepared. It will come out after many parts of the game have been fixed in the current service version. It will be released when kindness, convenience and content quality are maximized. Everything will be reflected in the Korean and Japanese version."
As you would expect, this got some backlash, as NFT games (and NFTs in general) are universally hated, and rightfully so. NFTs are infamous for scamming people, and the concept itself is asinine. METAPIXEL says their game will "redefine NFTs", which is such a boldface claim.
According to legitimate sources, it's releasing in Q3. It will be a PC exclusive game, the gameplay will also get an overhaul (the graphics too from the looks of it). Admittedly, gameplay wise, it does look better than the original Gran Saga. It seems they're going for the AAA game feel. The gacha, auto-combat and auto-path will also be removed from this version to make it a fully-fledged MMO.
On the bright side, the original Gran Saga global version was confirmed shortly after Gran Saga: Unlimited was announced, however, there was no info on the release date. Just like Gran Saga: Unlimited, the gameplay will get an overhaul, but it is unknown to what degree. METAPIXEL co-owner quote: "The global version of Gran Saga is being prepared. It will come out after many parts of the game have been fixed in the current service version. It will be released when kindness, convenience and content quality are maximized. Everything will be reflected in the Korean and Japanese version."
Sadge: It's an NFT game? That's ashame, I thought the game looked incredible before being informed that.
Hopium: Hey, at least the non-nft, one exists, right?
Sadge: The problem with that version is it's too mobiley for my taste.
Hopium: I mean, you could always just cope with the fact and play Gran Saga: Unlimited.
Sadge: Meh, i'll need to see how things play out first. If the NFTs are intrusive to my gameplay experience, i'll have to pass.
Hopium: Hey, at least the non-nft, one exists, right?
Sadge: The problem with that version is it's too mobiley for my taste.
Hopium: I mean, you could always just cope with the fact and play Gran Saga: Unlimited.
Sadge: Meh, i'll need to see how things play out first. If the NFTs are intrusive to my gameplay experience, i'll have to pass.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 22, 2023
Get the Gran Saga: Unlimitedmug. Woman who doesn't wear loud make-up, skimpy clothing, is calm, collective and is knowledgeable.
She knows she'll never be a cute hag and adknowledges it. All in all, a respectable woman.
She knows she'll never be a cute hag and adknowledges it. All in all, a respectable woman.
Elysia: *sigh*
Adam: ...What's wrong?
Elysia: Oh, it's nothing.
Adam: Then why did you sigh? Clearly something is wrong.
Elysia: The truth is... i'm saddened by the fact that i'll never be a cute hag.
Adam: Ah, I see now. Don't be sad, I personally think you're a tasteful hag（＾ω＾）
Elysia: You.. you really think so? (´ • ᵕ • `)
Adam: Of course I do, you check all the marks of a tasteful hag!
Elysia: Oh, you're so kind, Adam! (≧◡≦)
Adam: Want a hug? ლ (╹◡╹ლ)
Elysia: YES!! (´ • ω • `)
Adam: ...What's wrong?
Elysia: Oh, it's nothing.
Adam: Then why did you sigh? Clearly something is wrong.
Elysia: The truth is... i'm saddened by the fact that i'll never be a cute hag.
Adam: Ah, I see now. Don't be sad, I personally think you're a tasteful hag（＾ω＾）
Elysia: You.. you really think so? (´ • ᵕ • `)
Adam: Of course I do, you check all the marks of a tasteful hag!
Elysia: Oh, you're so kind, Adam! (≧◡≦)
Adam: Want a hug? ლ (╹◡╹ლ)
Elysia: YES!! (´ • ω • `)
by Autismo_Manifesto March 18, 2023
Get the Tasteful Hagmug. by Autismo_Manifesto March 7, 2023
Get the Barafagmug. New ToF player: I don't know why people are clamoring over this game, the graphics look like something out of a 2012 game and the UI is ugly as hell.
Veteran ToF player: Just wait until you find out that this is a gacha game :kekw:
Veteran ToF player: Just wait until you find out that this is a gacha game :kekw:
by Autismo_Manifesto March 20, 2023
Get the ToFmug.