26 definitions by Autismo_Manifesto
Anyone who thinks teens are sexy are haglovers, and anyone saying they aren't cause they're "children" are lying to themselves. Contrary to popular belief, teens are hags. Mentally, sure, you could argue many of them are immature, but that doesn't take away the fact that they have adult bodies.
Argumente: Can you believe these people? They think it's perfectly fine to be attracted to a 15 year old child!
Ratio: "15 year old child" is such an oxymoron. You're yet another one of those tards who can't correctly define something.
Argumente: B-But... muh brain development!!!
Ratio: Brain development is irrelevant once you find out teens can have jobs and babysit, something actual children can't do. Just take the L, if an adult is attracted to female teens (aka young adults) they are in fact haglovers.
Ratio: "15 year old child" is such an oxymoron. You're yet another one of those tards who can't correctly define something.
Argumente: B-But... muh brain development!!!
Ratio: Brain development is irrelevant once you find out teens can have jobs and babysit, something actual children can't do. Just take the L, if an adult is attracted to female teens (aka young adults) they are in fact haglovers.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 18, 2023
Mobile crossplatform chinese anime MMORPG, developed by Hotta Studio, published by Perfect World, Level Infinite and Tencent.
What was once a game touted as the "Genshin killer" (including by the devs themselves allegedly) is now a barren wasteland after a month of it's global release and only kept declining from there. This is due to various factors, such as poor optimization, poor coding, being heavily p2w (you need whales to carry you if you're f2p), rapid powercreep and incompetent devs only to name a few.
What was once a game touted as the "Genshin killer" (including by the devs themselves allegedly) is now a barren wasteland after a month of it's global release and only kept declining from there. This is due to various factors, such as poor optimization, poor coding, being heavily p2w (you need whales to carry you if you're f2p), rapid powercreep and incompetent devs only to name a few.
Mihoyo stan: Tower of Fantasy? Isn't that the game that died within a month? And didn't they steal assets from Genshin, Honkai and copied that one japanese animation short, in which the creator found out after they were informed, which lead them to make a tweet about it, saying they're ashamed at what they've done?
Mihoyo stan 2: Yep. Tower of Fantasy? More like Tower of Garbage, amirite?
Mihoyo stan: Lol so true.
Mihoyo stan 2: Yep. Tower of Fantasy? More like Tower of Garbage, amirite?
Mihoyo stan: Lol so true.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 20, 2023
Fax: HSR is such a dogshit game.
Two: Couldn't agree more, i'm only hyped for Mihoyo's endgame game called Honkai Galaxy 4.
Two: Couldn't agree more, i'm only hyped for Mihoyo's endgame game called Honkai Galaxy 4.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 25, 2023
What the average teliophile man is attracted to. Overdone make-up, pepe lips, thick eyebrows, noticeably wrinkled face, etc.
To sum it up, not cute at all.
To sum it up, not cute at all.
Woman: Would you rather have a ps5 or have me? ;)
Gigachad: I'd take the ps5 anyday, I can barely even look at you straight with that uggo hag face! 🤢
Gigachad: I'd take the ps5 anyday, I can barely even look at you straight with that uggo hag face! 🤢
by Autismo_Manifesto March 12, 2023
Cross-platform turn-based gacha anime-styled pseudo open-world game, developed and published by Mihoyo.
Coming from a multibillion dollar company (Mihoyo), it was inevitable they'd make a new game. HSR was a big disappointment for the HI3RD fans, as they decided to make it a turn-based game, which is a huge downgrade from HI3RD. Many hoped it to be a sequel to APHO2 (in terms of combat), which, of course, didn't happen. The name was only bait to reel HI3RD players in, assuming their players think of the gameplay as an afterthought. It's theorized capitalism has something to do with Mihoyo's decision of making it turn-based. The combat isn't even good, even for turn-based standards. The combat is braindead to say the very least, it's highly recommended to go play something else if you're looking for a good turn-based game, most people who are playing this are just blinded by the eyecandy.
Coming from a multibillion dollar company (Mihoyo), it was inevitable they'd make a new game. HSR was a big disappointment for the HI3RD fans, as they decided to make it a turn-based game, which is a huge downgrade from HI3RD. Many hoped it to be a sequel to APHO2 (in terms of combat), which, of course, didn't happen. The name was only bait to reel HI3RD players in, assuming their players think of the gameplay as an afterthought. It's theorized capitalism has something to do with Mihoyo's decision of making it turn-based. The combat isn't even good, even for turn-based standards. The combat is braindead to say the very least, it's highly recommended to go play something else if you're looking for a good turn-based game, most people who are playing this are just blinded by the eyecandy.
Disappointed Honkai Impact fan: Way to ruin my day, Mihoyo, you took a huge shit on us Honkai fans assuming this is what we want!
Coping Honkai Impact fan: I mean, at least the world navigation looks good. There's some cute hags in it, too!
Disappointed Honkai Impact fan: You're kinda right, the game did have potential if it wasn't turn-based garbage. "Cute hags" Where? There's only two (March 7th and Asta). Honestly, Honkai: Star Rail will never be as good as the upcoming games, this will only be good as a filler game.
Coping Honkai Impact fan: Give me the game names, then maybe i'll be convinced it's a filler game as you said.
Disappointed Honkai Impact fan: Wuthering Waves, Blue Protocol, Gran Saga global, Zenless Zone Zero (Mihoyo's other upcoming game), Solo Leveling Arise and Tower of Fantasy 3.0 only to name a few.
Coping Honkai Impact fan: Alright, i'm convinced now. Why is Tower of Fantasy on the list of games though? It's already released.
Disappointed Honkai Impact fan: Because 1. Technically anything that's an update that isn't out yet is upcoming, plus 3.0 will mop the floor with HSR and even Genshin. 2. It's objectively better, even if it isn't as beautiful and polished as HSR.
Coping Honkai Impact fan: I mean, at least the world navigation looks good. There's some cute hags in it, too!
Disappointed Honkai Impact fan: You're kinda right, the game did have potential if it wasn't turn-based garbage. "Cute hags" Where? There's only two (March 7th and Asta). Honestly, Honkai: Star Rail will never be as good as the upcoming games, this will only be good as a filler game.
Coping Honkai Impact fan: Give me the game names, then maybe i'll be convinced it's a filler game as you said.
Disappointed Honkai Impact fan: Wuthering Waves, Blue Protocol, Gran Saga global, Zenless Zone Zero (Mihoyo's other upcoming game), Solo Leveling Arise and Tower of Fantasy 3.0 only to name a few.
Coping Honkai Impact fan: Alright, i'm convinced now. Why is Tower of Fantasy on the list of games though? It's already released.
Disappointed Honkai Impact fan: Because 1. Technically anything that's an update that isn't out yet is upcoming, plus 3.0 will mop the floor with HSR and even Genshin. 2. It's objectively better, even if it isn't as beautiful and polished as HSR.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 24, 2023
An abbreviation for Zenless Zone Zero, MiHoYo's upcoming and potentially best game (in terms of gameplay, not aesthetics though. HSR takes the cake for that).
Not to be confused with the onomatopoeic representation of snoring. Ironically though, some people will find it to be sleep-inducing, as the gameplay shown so far is barebones.
On the initial trailer of the game, quite a few people pointed out it looked reminiscent of Soulworker (dead MMO not worth elaborating on).
Not to be confused with the onomatopoeic representation of snoring. Ironically though, some people will find it to be sleep-inducing, as the gameplay shown so far is barebones.
On the initial trailer of the game, quite a few people pointed out it looked reminiscent of Soulworker (dead MMO not worth elaborating on).
Unamused: Geez, now I know why they call it ZZZ. I almost fell asleep while watching the gameplay!
Same: Same.
Same: Same.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 25, 2023
An industry plant rapper, explaining why she seemingly emerged out of nowhere in the music industry.
She is the prime example of an uggo hag, has an awful character design (looks like ronald hagdonald), her twerking skills are painfully bad, makes cringe songs with shit lyrics, has nothing that makes her stand out from the rest of the garbage.
Highly not recommended if you dislike blacktwt (if the rapper part didn't deter you already. which is pepega, as they are mostly synonymous).
She is the prime example of an uggo hag, has an awful character design (looks like ronald hagdonald), her twerking skills are painfully bad, makes cringe songs with shit lyrics, has nothing that makes her stand out from the rest of the garbage.
Highly not recommended if you dislike blacktwt (if the rapper part didn't deter you already. which is pepega, as they are mostly synonymous).
Hot Spice: Who the fuck unironically likes Ice Spice?💀 I could barely get through 1 minute of her songs without dying of cringe.
Ice Spice stan: Don't u talk shit about my sis, hur music is lit!🔥 U jus mad u will neva be as successful as hur.😂
Hot Spice: Speak english please, I don't speak ebonics.
Ice Spice stan: Don't u talk shit about my sis, hur music is lit!🔥 U jus mad u will neva be as successful as hur.😂
Hot Spice: Speak english please, I don't speak ebonics.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 25, 2023