by Autismo_Manifesto March 07, 2023
Get the Barafagmug. Sailing: What's my favorite show you ask? Hmm, i'd say Sailor Moon.
Moonie: I see, so you like shojoshit.
Moonie: I see, so you like shojoshit.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 08, 2023
Get the Shojoshitmug. Cross-platform action combat gacha anime-styled pseudo open-world game, developed and published by MiHoYo.
The game that's combat should've been in Honkai: Star Rail.
Also the game that nobody shuts up about Nicole and her tits.
The game that's combat should've been in Honkai: Star Rail.
Also the game that nobody shuts up about Nicole and her tits.
Stoked Zenless Zone Zero fan: NICOLE SEGGS!!!!🥵
Shut up: The uggo hag Nicole? Ew. By definition, she's an uggo hag. W̶o̶l̶f̶ ̶d̶u̶d̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶m̶u̶z̶z̶l̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶o̶t̶t̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶r̶a̶c̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶.̶ Ahem.
Stoked Zenless Zone Zero fan: Not the barafag talking, lmao!
Shut up: The uggo hag Nicole? Ew. By definition, she's an uggo hag. W̶o̶l̶f̶ ̶d̶u̶d̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶m̶u̶z̶z̶l̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶o̶t̶t̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶r̶a̶c̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶.̶ Ahem.
Stoked Zenless Zone Zero fan: Not the barafag talking, lmao!
by Autismo_Manifesto March 25, 2023
Get the Zenless Zone Zeromug. Mobile crossplatform chinese anime MMORPG, developed by Hotta Studio, published by Perfect World, Level Infinite and Tencent.
What was once a game touted as the "Genshin killer" (including by the devs themselves allegedly) is now a barren wasteland after a month of it's global release and only kept declining from there. This is due to various factors, such as poor optimization, poor coding, being heavily p2w (you need whales to carry you if you're f2p), rapid powercreep and incompetent devs only to name a few.
What was once a game touted as the "Genshin killer" (including by the devs themselves allegedly) is now a barren wasteland after a month of it's global release and only kept declining from there. This is due to various factors, such as poor optimization, poor coding, being heavily p2w (you need whales to carry you if you're f2p), rapid powercreep and incompetent devs only to name a few.
Mihoyo stan: Tower of Fantasy? Isn't that the game that died within a month? And didn't they steal assets from Genshin, Honkai and copied that one japanese animation short, in which the creator found out after they were informed, which lead them to make a tweet about it, saying they're ashamed at what they've done?
Mihoyo stan 2: Yep. Tower of Fantasy? More like Tower of Garbage, amirite?
Mihoyo stan: Lol so true.
Mihoyo stan 2: Yep. Tower of Fantasy? More like Tower of Garbage, amirite?
Mihoyo stan: Lol so true.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 20, 2023
Get the Tower of Fantasymug. A retelling of the previous definition of cute hag, since it was vague at best.
Cute hags are pubescent females whom possesses child-like features, seemingly tailor-made for pedophiles. These are rare, gifted specimen outside the moe anime world.
So,whatdoesittaketoqualifyasacutehag?Here'sthelist:
🌸Face🌸 ~
Crucialfeature,hagscan'tbecutewithoutthis!Havinganeotenousfaceiseverything.Hugeeyesareideal,Lipsmustbekeptatthebareminimum,alongwithnoredlipstick(makeslipslookbigevenifthey'resmallplusitjustlooksugly.transparantistheonlyvalidlipstick),nosemustbetiny(preferablelythesoutheastasianose)andchinmustbepointy.
🌸Hair🌸~Agoodhairstyleisamust,mohawksforexampledonotmeshwellwithcutehags.Tomboyhagsarenot welcome here.
🌸Race🌸~Usuallyonlyasainsmeetthethresholdtobecomeacutehag,therearesomeexceptionsthough.
🌸Body type🌸~ Veryimportant,thoughprettyflexible.Timido(fromhi3rd),Yuna(fromgransaga)andHanekawa(frommonogatari)aretheperfectexamplesofsemi-fathagsbeingextremelycute,butgenerallyspeaking,thin(beingcurvyisfineaslongasit'snottoomuchmeattherejustlikewestoidmenlike),small-chestedhagsaremostdesired.Asforheight,it'sirrelevantforthemostpartonceyou'reahag.TallhagssuchasKianaKaslana(from hi3rd),ReiAyanami(from evangelion)andAsukaLangleySoryu(from evangelion)areontopofthehagchain.
🌸Voice🌸~Anythingthatisn'tatypicalhagvoiceiswelcome,butachild-likevoiceismostlyprefered.
🎉Ifyoucheckallthemarksonthislistthencongratulations,you'veobtainedcutehagstatus!🎉
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Cute hags are pubescent females whom possesses child-like features, seemingly tailor-made for pedophiles. These are rare, gifted specimen outside the moe anime world.
So,whatdoesittaketoqualifyasacutehag?Here'sthelist:
🌸Face🌸 ~
Crucialfeature,hagscan'tbecutewithoutthis!Havinganeotenousfaceiseverything.Hugeeyesareideal,Lipsmustbekeptatthebareminimum,alongwithnoredlipstick(makeslipslookbigevenifthey'resmallplusitjustlooksugly.transparantistheonlyvalidlipstick),nosemustbetiny(preferablelythesoutheastasianose)andchinmustbepointy.
🌸Hair🌸~Agoodhairstyleisamust,mohawksforexampledonotmeshwellwithcutehags.Tomboyhagsarenot welcome here.
🌸Race🌸~Usuallyonlyasainsmeetthethresholdtobecomeacutehag,therearesomeexceptionsthough.
🌸Body type🌸~ Veryimportant,thoughprettyflexible.Timido(fromhi3rd),Yuna(fromgransaga)andHanekawa(frommonogatari)aretheperfectexamplesofsemi-fathagsbeingextremelycute,butgenerallyspeaking,thin(beingcurvyisfineaslongasit'snottoomuchmeattherejustlikewestoidmenlike),small-chestedhagsaremostdesired.Asforheight,it'sirrelevantforthemostpartonceyou'reahag.TallhagssuchasKianaKaslana(from hi3rd),ReiAyanami(from evangelion)andAsukaLangleySoryu(from evangelion)areontopofthehagchain.
🌸Voice🌸~Anythingthatisn'tatypicalhagvoiceiswelcome,butachild-likevoiceismostlyprefered.
🎉Ifyoucheckallthemarksonthislistthencongratulations,you'veobtainedcutehagstatus!🎉
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Unsound: This is the most ridiculous definition i've seen on this site, maybe even period. Why can't they just be called cute instead of it being overly convoluted?
Da Wei: Ironically, this is the dumbest thing i've read. Cute is vastly different from being a cute hag, conflating the two will only leave people confused, and if you think it's "convoluted" maybe that's a sign you're conversing with the wrong community. I want cute hags to be recognized because practically nobody knows they're called that or even exist, and what better site could do that than Urban Dictionary, where you're allowed to publish unique definitions?
Unsound: "Wrong community" Don't tell me... is it exactly what I suspect it is?
Da Wei: The moe/lolisho/pedophile community, what else did you think it was? You're just now asking what it means? Did you even read the entire definition?
Unsound: !
Da Wei: Did I stutter?
Unsound: Stay away from children! If you layed a single finger on my daughter your body would never be found!!
Da Wei: You needn't worry, i'm an anti-contact cuck, meaning I have no interest in pursuing a child. Even if I was pro-contact i'd vomit at the thought of being attracted to your bloodline.
Unsound: The fact that you're attracted to children is enough of a reason to justifiably kill you with no remorse!!!
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Da Wei: Ironically, this is the dumbest thing i've read. Cute is vastly different from being a cute hag, conflating the two will only leave people confused, and if you think it's "convoluted" maybe that's a sign you're conversing with the wrong community. I want cute hags to be recognized because practically nobody knows they're called that or even exist, and what better site could do that than Urban Dictionary, where you're allowed to publish unique definitions?
Unsound: "Wrong community" Don't tell me... is it exactly what I suspect it is?
Da Wei: The moe/lolisho/pedophile community, what else did you think it was? You're just now asking what it means? Did you even read the entire definition?
Unsound: !
Da Wei: Did I stutter?
Unsound: Stay away from children! If you layed a single finger on my daughter your body would never be found!!
Da Wei: You needn't worry, i'm an anti-contact cuck, meaning I have no interest in pursuing a child. Even if I was pro-contact i'd vomit at the thought of being attracted to your bloodline.
Unsound: The fact that you're attracted to children is enough of a reason to justifiably kill you with no remorse!!!
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by Autismo_Manifesto March 19, 2023
Get the Cute Hagmug. Woman who doesn't wear loud make-up, skimpy clothing, is calm, collective and is knowledgeable.
She knows she'll never be a cute hag and adknowledges it. All in all, a respectable woman.
She knows she'll never be a cute hag and adknowledges it. All in all, a respectable woman.
Elysia: *sigh*
Adam: ...What's wrong?
Elysia: Oh, it's nothing.
Adam: Then why did you sigh? Clearly something is wrong.
Elysia: The truth is... i'm saddened by the fact that i'll never be a cute hag.
Adam: Ah, I see now. Don't be sad, I personally think you're a tasteful hag（＾ω＾）
Elysia: You.. you really think so? (´ • ᵕ • `)
Adam: Of course I do, you check all the marks of a tasteful hag!
Elysia: Oh, you're so kind, Adam! (≧◡≦)
Adam: Want a hug? ლ (╹◡╹ლ)
Elysia: YES!! (´ • ω • `)
Adam: ...What's wrong?
Elysia: Oh, it's nothing.
Adam: Then why did you sigh? Clearly something is wrong.
Elysia: The truth is... i'm saddened by the fact that i'll never be a cute hag.
Adam: Ah, I see now. Don't be sad, I personally think you're a tasteful hag（＾ω＾）
Elysia: You.. you really think so? (´ • ᵕ • `)
Adam: Of course I do, you check all the marks of a tasteful hag!
Elysia: Oh, you're so kind, Adam! (≧◡≦)
Adam: Want a hug? ლ (╹◡╹ლ)
Elysia: YES!! (´ • ω • `)
by Autismo_Manifesto March 18, 2023
Get the Tasteful Hagmug. A: Hey, did you watch the new episode of dragonball? It was so awesome, definitely one of my personal favorites!
B: Sorry, I don't watch shonenshit.
B: Sorry, I don't watch shonenshit.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 07, 2023
Get the Shonenshitmug.