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Youtuber who primarily makes Honkai Impact 3rd (soon Honkai Star Rail) content, guides, does CN beta showcases, has great sense of humor, loves amogus memes (and trendy memes in general), cute grandpa you must protecc at all costs!
It was revealed last year from his voice reveal (and eventually v-tube model reveal) his name didn't match up with his gender, it was originally thought by most people that he was female, t̶h̶a̶n̶k̶f̶u̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ sadly not. That very same year he got in quite a bit of drama, mainly revolving around what happened in his discord server. The first, and biggest thing people pointed out was how he refused to acknowledge Kiana is a lesbian (it's a bannable offense by saying she is in his discord server), almost as if he's jealous of her relationship with Mei. Second thing was him being homophobic and anti-lgbt (another bannable offense if anything related to it is being discussed). Third thing is him being a lolicon, which was only discovered from his comments about a certain loli character in the game (Griseo). His server is also full of ironic lolicons. The drama would soon subside and be forgotten months later.
1̶0̶/̶1̶0̶ ̶g̶u̶y̶,̶ ̶w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶i̶m̶p̶r̶e̶g̶n̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶!̶ Would not recommend watching his content.
It was revealed last year from his voice reveal (and eventually v-tube model reveal) his name didn't match up with his gender, it was originally thought by most people that he was female, t̶h̶a̶n̶k̶f̶u̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ sadly not. That very same year he got in quite a bit of drama, mainly revolving around what happened in his discord server. The first, and biggest thing people pointed out was how he refused to acknowledge Kiana is a lesbian (it's a bannable offense by saying she is in his discord server), almost as if he's jealous of her relationship with Mei. Second thing was him being homophobic and anti-lgbt (another bannable offense if anything related to it is being discussed). Third thing is him being a lolicon, which was only discovered from his comments about a certain loli character in the game (Griseo). His server is also full of ironic lolicons. The drama would soon subside and be forgotten months later.
1̶0̶/̶1̶0̶ ̶g̶u̶y̶,̶ ̶w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶i̶m̶p̶r̶e̶g̶n̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶!̶ Would not recommend watching his content.
Urban Dictionary: This is the second time you've hornyposted about a human being on this site, moebarabitch. This is your final warning.
moebarabitch: You cannot tell me you wouldn't do the same, though! I mean, have you seen him? Marisa Honkai was made for insemination!
Urban Dictionary: One more word out of your mouth and you're getting your definition-making privileges taken away, mister.
moebarabitch: B-But...
Urban Dictionary: No buts, only horny jail.
moebarabitch: :(
moebarabitch: You cannot tell me you wouldn't do the same, though! I mean, have you seen him? Marisa Honkai was made for insemination!
Urban Dictionary: One more word out of your mouth and you're getting your definition-making privileges taken away, mister.
moebarabitch: B-But...
Urban Dictionary: No buts, only horny jail.
moebarabitch: :(
by Autismo_Manifesto March 23, 2023
Get the Marisa Honkai mug.Bilingual (his native language is chinese) youtuber, twitch streamer and king of finding game-breaking bugs on the daily.
He primarily makes content for ToF and informative guides for the game. He has a great sense of humor, is charismatic and addicting to watch.
He's also the perfect example of a cute grandpa!
He primarily makes content for ToF and informative guides for the game. He has a great sense of humor, is charismatic and addicting to watch.
He's also the perfect example of a cute grandpa!
Gateoo fan 1: ...Was that last bit necessary?
Gateoo fan 2: Yes, actually.
Gateoo fan 1: Don't you think he'd be weirded out if he ever saw this?
Gateoo fan 2: Probably, lol.
Gateoo fan 2: Yes, actually.
Gateoo fan 1: Don't you think he'd be weirded out if he ever saw this?
Gateoo fan 2: Probably, lol.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 20, 2023
Get the Gateoo mug.A: Hey, did you watch the new episode of dragonball? It was so awesome, definitely one of my personal favorites!
B: Sorry, I don't watch shonenshit.
B: Sorry, I don't watch shonenshit.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 7, 2023
Get the Shonenshit mug.A retelling of the previous definition of cute hag, since it was vague at best.
Cute hags are pubescent females whom possesses child-like features, seemingly tailor-made for pedophiles. These are rare, gifted specimen outside the moe anime world.
So,whatdoesittaketoqualifyasacutehag?Here'sthelist:
🌸Face🌸 ~
Crucialfeature,hagscan'tbecutewithoutthis!Havinganeotenousfaceiseverything.Hugeeyesareideal,Lipsmustbekeptatthebareminimum,alongwithnoredlipstick(makeslipslookbigevenifthey'resmallplusitjustlooksugly.transparantistheonlyvalidlipstick),nosemustbetiny(preferablelythesoutheastasianose)andchinmustbepointy.
🌸Hair🌸~Agoodhairstyleisamust,mohawksforexampledonotmeshwellwithcutehags.Tomboyhagsarenot welcome here.
🌸Race🌸~Usuallyonlyasainsmeetthethresholdtobecomeacutehag,therearesomeexceptionsthough.
🌸Body type🌸~ Veryimportant,thoughprettyflexible.Timido(fromhi3rd),Yuna(fromgransaga)andHanekawa(frommonogatari)aretheperfectexamplesofsemi-fathagsbeingextremelycute,butgenerallyspeaking,thin(beingcurvyisfineaslongasit'snottoomuchmeattherejustlikewestoidmenlike),small-chestedhagsaremostdesired.Asforheight,it'sirrelevantforthemostpartonceyou'reahag.TallhagssuchasKianaKaslana(from hi3rd),ReiAyanami(from evangelion)andAsukaLangleySoryu(from evangelion)areontopofthehagchain.
🌸Voice🌸~Anythingthatisn'tatypicalhagvoiceiswelcome,butachild-likevoiceismostlyprefered.
🎉Ifyoucheckallthemarksonthislistthencongratulations,you'veobtainedcutehagstatus!🎉
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Cute hags are pubescent females whom possesses child-like features, seemingly tailor-made for pedophiles. These are rare, gifted specimen outside the moe anime world.
So,whatdoesittaketoqualifyasacutehag?Here'sthelist:
🌸Face🌸 ~
Crucialfeature,hagscan'tbecutewithoutthis!Havinganeotenousfaceiseverything.Hugeeyesareideal,Lipsmustbekeptatthebareminimum,alongwithnoredlipstick(makeslipslookbigevenifthey'resmallplusitjustlooksugly.transparantistheonlyvalidlipstick),nosemustbetiny(preferablelythesoutheastasianose)andchinmustbepointy.
🌸Hair🌸~Agoodhairstyleisamust,mohawksforexampledonotmeshwellwithcutehags.Tomboyhagsarenot welcome here.
🌸Race🌸~Usuallyonlyasainsmeetthethresholdtobecomeacutehag,therearesomeexceptionsthough.
🌸Body type🌸~ Veryimportant,thoughprettyflexible.Timido(fromhi3rd),Yuna(fromgransaga)andHanekawa(frommonogatari)aretheperfectexamplesofsemi-fathagsbeingextremelycute,butgenerallyspeaking,thin(beingcurvyisfineaslongasit'snottoomuchmeattherejustlikewestoidmenlike),small-chestedhagsaremostdesired.Asforheight,it'sirrelevantforthemostpartonceyou'reahag.TallhagssuchasKianaKaslana(from hi3rd),ReiAyanami(from evangelion)andAsukaLangleySoryu(from evangelion)areontopofthehagchain.
🌸Voice🌸~Anythingthatisn'tatypicalhagvoiceiswelcome,butachild-likevoiceismostlyprefered.
🎉Ifyoucheckallthemarksonthislistthencongratulations,you'veobtainedcutehagstatus!🎉
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Unsound: This is the most ridiculous definition i've seen on this site, maybe even period. Why can't they just be called cute instead of it being overly convoluted?
Da Wei: Ironically, this is the dumbest thing i've read. Cute is vastly different from being a cute hag, conflating the two will only leave people confused, and if you think it's "convoluted" maybe that's a sign you're conversing with the wrong community. I want cute hags to be recognized because practically nobody knows they're called that or even exist, and what better site could do that than Urban Dictionary, where you're allowed to publish unique definitions?
Unsound: "Wrong community" Don't tell me... is it exactly what I suspect it is?
Da Wei: The moe/lolisho/pedophile community, what else did you think it was? You're just now asking what it means? Did you even read the entire definition?
Unsound: !
Da Wei: Did I stutter?
Unsound: Stay away from children! If you layed a single finger on my daughter your body would never be found!!
Da Wei: You needn't worry, i'm an anti-contact cuck, meaning I have no interest in pursuing a child. Even if I was pro-contact i'd vomit at the thought of being attracted to your bloodline.
Unsound: The fact that you're attracted to children is enough of a reason to justifiably kill you with no remorse!!!
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Da Wei: Ironically, this is the dumbest thing i've read. Cute is vastly different from being a cute hag, conflating the two will only leave people confused, and if you think it's "convoluted" maybe that's a sign you're conversing with the wrong community. I want cute hags to be recognized because practically nobody knows they're called that or even exist, and what better site could do that than Urban Dictionary, where you're allowed to publish unique definitions?
Unsound: "Wrong community" Don't tell me... is it exactly what I suspect it is?
Da Wei: The moe/lolisho/pedophile community, what else did you think it was? You're just now asking what it means? Did you even read the entire definition?
Unsound: !
Da Wei: Did I stutter?
Unsound: Stay away from children! If you layed a single finger on my daughter your body would never be found!!
Da Wei: You needn't worry, i'm an anti-contact cuck, meaning I have no interest in pursuing a child. Even if I was pro-contact i'd vomit at the thought of being attracted to your bloodline.
Unsound: The fact that you're attracted to children is enough of a reason to justifiably kill you with no remorse!!!
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by Autismo_Manifesto March 19, 2023
Get the Cute Hag mug.Fax: HSR is such a dogshit game.
Two: Couldn't agree more, i'm only hyped for Mihoyo's endgame game called Honkai Galaxy 4.
Two: Couldn't agree more, i'm only hyped for Mihoyo's endgame game called Honkai Galaxy 4.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 24, 2023
Get the HSR mug.Cross-platform turn-based gacha anime-styled pseudo open-world game, developed and published by Mihoyo.
Coming from a multibillion dollar company (Mihoyo), it was inevitable they'd make a new game. HSR was a big disappointment for the HI3RD fans, as they decided to make it a turn-based game, which is a huge downgrade from HI3RD. Many hoped it to be a sequel to APHO2 (in terms of combat), which, of course, didn't happen. The name was only bait to reel HI3RD players in, assuming their players think of the gameplay as an afterthought. It's theorized capitalism has something to do with Mihoyo's decision of making it turn-based. The combat isn't even good, even for turn-based standards. The combat is braindead to say the very least, it's highly recommended to go play something else if you're looking for a good turn-based game, most people who are playing this are just blinded by the eyecandy.
Coming from a multibillion dollar company (Mihoyo), it was inevitable they'd make a new game. HSR was a big disappointment for the HI3RD fans, as they decided to make it a turn-based game, which is a huge downgrade from HI3RD. Many hoped it to be a sequel to APHO2 (in terms of combat), which, of course, didn't happen. The name was only bait to reel HI3RD players in, assuming their players think of the gameplay as an afterthought. It's theorized capitalism has something to do with Mihoyo's decision of making it turn-based. The combat isn't even good, even for turn-based standards. The combat is braindead to say the very least, it's highly recommended to go play something else if you're looking for a good turn-based game, most people who are playing this are just blinded by the eyecandy.
Disappointed Honkai Impact fan: Way to ruin my day, Mihoyo, you took a huge shit on us Honkai fans assuming this is what we want!
Coping Honkai Impact fan: I mean, at least the world navigation looks good. There's some cute hags in it, too!
Disappointed Honkai Impact fan: You're kinda right, the game did have potential if it wasn't turn-based garbage. "Cute hags" Where? There's only two (March 7th and Asta). Honestly, Honkai: Star Rail will never be as good as the upcoming games, this will only be good as a filler game.
Coping Honkai Impact fan: Give me the game names, then maybe i'll be convinced it's a filler game as you said.
Disappointed Honkai Impact fan: Wuthering Waves, Blue Protocol, Gran Saga global, Zenless Zone Zero (Mihoyo's other upcoming game), Solo Leveling Arise and Tower of Fantasy 3.0 only to name a few.
Coping Honkai Impact fan: Alright, i'm convinced now. Why is Tower of Fantasy on the list of games though? It's already released.
Disappointed Honkai Impact fan: Because 1. Technically anything that's an update that isn't out yet is upcoming, plus 3.0 will mop the floor with HSR and even Genshin. 2. It's objectively better, even if it isn't as beautiful and polished as HSR.
Coping Honkai Impact fan: I mean, at least the world navigation looks good. There's some cute hags in it, too!
Disappointed Honkai Impact fan: You're kinda right, the game did have potential if it wasn't turn-based garbage. "Cute hags" Where? There's only two (March 7th and Asta). Honestly, Honkai: Star Rail will never be as good as the upcoming games, this will only be good as a filler game.
Coping Honkai Impact fan: Give me the game names, then maybe i'll be convinced it's a filler game as you said.
Disappointed Honkai Impact fan: Wuthering Waves, Blue Protocol, Gran Saga global, Zenless Zone Zero (Mihoyo's other upcoming game), Solo Leveling Arise and Tower of Fantasy 3.0 only to name a few.
Coping Honkai Impact fan: Alright, i'm convinced now. Why is Tower of Fantasy on the list of games though? It's already released.
Disappointed Honkai Impact fan: Because 1. Technically anything that's an update that isn't out yet is upcoming, plus 3.0 will mop the floor with HSR and even Genshin. 2. It's objectively better, even if it isn't as beautiful and polished as HSR.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 24, 2023
Get the Honkai: Star Rail mug.Food chain parody, but instead of brutally killing and eating eachother, the cuter hag dominates the other one in terms of cuteness level.
Warz: Haruhi Suzumiya is easily the cutest hag ever, I will die on this hill!
Wong: You have shit taste in cute hags lmao. It's Yuki Nagato who's at the top of the hag chain, not some annoying bitch with a huge ass eye gap.
Wong: You have shit taste in cute hags lmao. It's Yuki Nagato who's at the top of the hag chain, not some annoying bitch with a huge ass eye gap.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 18, 2023
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