Autismo_Manifesto's definitions
Youtuber who primarily makes Honkai Impact 3rd (soon Honkai Star Rail) content, guides, does CN beta showcases, has great sense of humor, loves amogus memes (and trendy memes in general), cute grandpa you must protecc at all costs!
It was revealed last year from his voice reveal (and eventually v-tube model reveal) his name didn't match up with his gender, it was originally thought by most people that he was female, t̶h̶a̶n̶k̶f̶u̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ sadly not. That very same year he got in quite a bit of drama, mainly revolving around what happened in his discord server. The first, and biggest thing people pointed out was how he refused to acknowledge Kiana is a lesbian (it's a bannable offense by saying she is in his discord server), almost as if he's jealous of her relationship with Mei. Second thing was him being homophobic and anti-lgbt (another bannable offense if anything related to it is being discussed). Third thing is him being a lolicon, which was only discovered from his comments about a certain loli character in the game (Griseo). His server is also full of ironic lolicons. The drama would soon subside and be forgotten months later.
1̶0̶/̶1̶0̶ ̶g̶u̶y̶,̶ ̶w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶i̶m̶p̶r̶e̶g̶n̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶!̶ Would not recommend watching his content.
It was revealed last year from his voice reveal (and eventually v-tube model reveal) his name didn't match up with his gender, it was originally thought by most people that he was female, t̶h̶a̶n̶k̶f̶u̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ sadly not. That very same year he got in quite a bit of drama, mainly revolving around what happened in his discord server. The first, and biggest thing people pointed out was how he refused to acknowledge Kiana is a lesbian (it's a bannable offense by saying she is in his discord server), almost as if he's jealous of her relationship with Mei. Second thing was him being homophobic and anti-lgbt (another bannable offense if anything related to it is being discussed). Third thing is him being a lolicon, which was only discovered from his comments about a certain loli character in the game (Griseo). His server is also full of ironic lolicons. The drama would soon subside and be forgotten months later.
1̶0̶/̶1̶0̶ ̶g̶u̶y̶,̶ ̶w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶i̶m̶p̶r̶e̶g̶n̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶!̶ Would not recommend watching his content.
Urban Dictionary: This is the second time you've hornyposted about a human being on this site, moebarabitch. This is your final warning.
moebarabitch: You cannot tell me you wouldn't do the same, though! I mean, have you seen him? Marisa Honkai was made for insemination!
Urban Dictionary: One more word out of your mouth and you're getting your definition-making privileges taken away, mister.
moebarabitch: B-But...
Urban Dictionary: No buts, only horny jail.
moebarabitch: :(
moebarabitch: You cannot tell me you wouldn't do the same, though! I mean, have you seen him? Marisa Honkai was made for insemination!
Urban Dictionary: One more word out of your mouth and you're getting your definition-making privileges taken away, mister.
moebarabitch: B-But...
Urban Dictionary: No buts, only horny jail.
moebarabitch: :(
by Autismo_Manifesto March 23, 2023
Get the Marisa Honkaimug. (그랑사가) Gran Saga - Cross-platform mobile gacha korean anime pseudo open-world action MMORPG using Unreal Engine 4, developed and published by NPIXEL.
Gran Saga is a beautiful, very poorly advertised (although somehow managed to make millions of dollars on it's initial release) game that unfortunately released right after Genshin Impact, in which it got overshadowed by. The majority of people who did know about it's existence (mainly Genshin fanboys) only bashed on it and called it a cheap Genshin clone, blinded by their honeymoon phase (which is factually incorrect, as Gran Saga existed longer publicly). The game also got quite a bit of backlash in it's respective country (Korea) for copying other games, mainly Granblue Fantasy's artstyle (as if the name itself didn't give it away).
Fast-foward 2 years later, it's on it's anniversary update and it's ghost town in the Korea servers. That update is what broke the camel's back, as it only introduced even more p2w (yes,thegameissuperp2w,asyouneededtopullfortheappropriatecards/skillsinordertobeatlategamebossesandothercontent.thisismostlyduetothecombatbeingstagnant,meaningyoucan'tdodgeattackslikeanactualactioncombatgame,you'reforcedtotakehitsandcanonlydodgeaoeattacks.theonlywaytocounterthemisbyusinggachaskills.yes,thatincludesbosseswithoneshotattacks) and only felt like a cash grab update rather than thanking it's players for staying along the ride.
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Gran Saga is a beautiful, very poorly advertised (although somehow managed to make millions of dollars on it's initial release) game that unfortunately released right after Genshin Impact, in which it got overshadowed by. The majority of people who did know about it's existence (mainly Genshin fanboys) only bashed on it and called it a cheap Genshin clone, blinded by their honeymoon phase (which is factually incorrect, as Gran Saga existed longer publicly). The game also got quite a bit of backlash in it's respective country (Korea) for copying other games, mainly Granblue Fantasy's artstyle (as if the name itself didn't give it away).
Fast-foward 2 years later, it's on it's anniversary update and it's ghost town in the Korea servers. That update is what broke the camel's back, as it only introduced even more p2w (yes,thegameissuperp2w,asyouneededtopullfortheappropriatecards/skillsinordertobeatlategamebossesandothercontent.thisismostlyduetothecombatbeingstagnant,meaningyoucan'tdodgeattackslikeanactualactioncombatgame,you'reforcedtotakehitsandcanonlydodgeaoeattacks.theonlywaytocounterthemisbyusinggachaskills.yes,thatincludesbosseswithoneshotattacks) and only felt like a cash grab update rather than thanking it's players for staying along the ride.
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Hype: Gran Saga is better than Genshit Impact and Tower of Fantasy combined, change my mind.
Nope: Gotta disagree with you on that, bud. This game looks insanely generic, and there's auto-combat and auto-pathing, which instantly turned me off into trying it out.
Hype: You can at least admit that it looks better graphically and aesthetically...
Nope: True. Not only did that carry the game, Taeyeon did, too.
Nope: Gotta disagree with you on that, bud. This game looks insanely generic, and there's auto-combat and auto-pathing, which instantly turned me off into trying it out.
Hype: You can at least admit that it looks better graphically and aesthetically...
Nope: True. Not only did that carry the game, Taeyeon did, too.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 22, 2023
Get the Gran Sagamug. A retelling of the previous definition of cute hag, since it was vague at best.
Cute hags are pubescent females whom possesses child-like features, seemingly tailor-made for pedophiles. These are rare, gifted specimen outside the moe anime world.
So,whatdoesittaketoqualifyasacutehag?Here'sthelist:
🌸Face🌸 ~
Crucialfeature,hagscan'tbecutewithoutthis!Havinganeotenousfaceiseverything.Hugeeyesareideal,Lipsmustbekeptatthebareminimum,alongwithnoredlipstick(makeslipslookbigevenifthey'resmallplusitjustlooksugly.transparantistheonlyvalidlipstick),nosemustbetiny(preferablelythesoutheastasianose)andchinmustbepointy.
🌸Hair🌸~Agoodhairstyleisamust,mohawksforexampledonotmeshwellwithcutehags.Tomboyhagsarenot welcome here.
🌸Race🌸~Usuallyonlyasainsmeetthethresholdtobecomeacutehag,therearesomeexceptionsthough.
🌸Body type🌸~ Veryimportant,thoughprettyflexible.Timido(fromhi3rd),Yuna(fromgransaga)andHanekawa(frommonogatari)aretheperfectexamplesofsemi-fathagsbeingextremelycute,butgenerallyspeaking,thin(beingcurvyisfineaslongasit'snottoomuchmeattherejustlikewestoidmenlike),small-chestedhagsaremostdesired.Asforheight,it'sirrelevantforthemostpartonceyou'reahag.TallhagssuchasKianaKaslana(from hi3rd),ReiAyanami(from evangelion)andAsukaLangleySoryu(from evangelion)areontopofthehagchain.
🌸Voice🌸~Anythingthatisn'tatypicalhagvoiceiswelcome,butachild-likevoiceismostlyprefered.
🎉Ifyoucheckallthemarksonthislistthencongratulations,you'veobtainedcutehagstatus!🎉
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Cute hags are pubescent females whom possesses child-like features, seemingly tailor-made for pedophiles. These are rare, gifted specimen outside the moe anime world.
So,whatdoesittaketoqualifyasacutehag?Here'sthelist:
🌸Face🌸 ~
Crucialfeature,hagscan'tbecutewithoutthis!Havinganeotenousfaceiseverything.Hugeeyesareideal,Lipsmustbekeptatthebareminimum,alongwithnoredlipstick(makeslipslookbigevenifthey'resmallplusitjustlooksugly.transparantistheonlyvalidlipstick),nosemustbetiny(preferablelythesoutheastasianose)andchinmustbepointy.
🌸Hair🌸~Agoodhairstyleisamust,mohawksforexampledonotmeshwellwithcutehags.Tomboyhagsarenot welcome here.
🌸Race🌸~Usuallyonlyasainsmeetthethresholdtobecomeacutehag,therearesomeexceptionsthough.
🌸Body type🌸~ Veryimportant,thoughprettyflexible.Timido(fromhi3rd),Yuna(fromgransaga)andHanekawa(frommonogatari)aretheperfectexamplesofsemi-fathagsbeingextremelycute,butgenerallyspeaking,thin(beingcurvyisfineaslongasit'snottoomuchmeattherejustlikewestoidmenlike),small-chestedhagsaremostdesired.Asforheight,it'sirrelevantforthemostpartonceyou'reahag.TallhagssuchasKianaKaslana(from hi3rd),ReiAyanami(from evangelion)andAsukaLangleySoryu(from evangelion)areontopofthehagchain.
🌸Voice🌸~Anythingthatisn'tatypicalhagvoiceiswelcome,butachild-likevoiceismostlyprefered.
🎉Ifyoucheckallthemarksonthislistthencongratulations,you'veobtainedcutehagstatus!🎉
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Unsound: This is the most ridiculous definition i've seen on this site, maybe even period. Why can't they just be called cute instead of it being overly convoluted?
Da Wei: Ironically, this is the dumbest thing i've read. Cute is vastly different from being a cute hag, conflating the two will only leave people confused, and if you think it's "convoluted" maybe that's a sign you're conversing with the wrong community. I want cute hags to be recognized because practically nobody knows they're called that or even exist, and what better site could do that than Urban Dictionary, where you're allowed to publish unique definitions?
Unsound: "Wrong community" Don't tell me... is it exactly what I suspect it is?
Da Wei: The moe/lolisho/pedophile community, what else did you think it was? You're just now asking what it means? Did you even read the entire definition?
Unsound: !
Da Wei: Did I stutter?
Unsound: Stay away from children! If you layed a single finger on my daughter your body would never be found!!
Da Wei: You needn't worry, i'm an anti-contact cuck, meaning I have no interest in pursuing a child. Even if I was pro-contact i'd vomit at the thought of being attracted to your bloodline.
Unsound: The fact that you're attracted to children is enough of a reason to justifiably kill you with no remorse!!!
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Da Wei: Ironically, this is the dumbest thing i've read. Cute is vastly different from being a cute hag, conflating the two will only leave people confused, and if you think it's "convoluted" maybe that's a sign you're conversing with the wrong community. I want cute hags to be recognized because practically nobody knows they're called that or even exist, and what better site could do that than Urban Dictionary, where you're allowed to publish unique definitions?
Unsound: "Wrong community" Don't tell me... is it exactly what I suspect it is?
Da Wei: The moe/lolisho/pedophile community, what else did you think it was? You're just now asking what it means? Did you even read the entire definition?
Unsound: !
Da Wei: Did I stutter?
Unsound: Stay away from children! If you layed a single finger on my daughter your body would never be found!!
Da Wei: You needn't worry, i'm an anti-contact cuck, meaning I have no interest in pursuing a child. Even if I was pro-contact i'd vomit at the thought of being attracted to your bloodline.
Unsound: The fact that you're attracted to children is enough of a reason to justifiably kill you with no remorse!!!
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by Autismo_Manifesto March 19, 2023
Get the Cute Hagmug. A: Hey, did you watch the new episode of dragonball? It was so awesome, definitely one of my personal favorites!
B: Sorry, I don't watch shonenshit.
B: Sorry, I don't watch shonenshit.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 7, 2023
Get the Shonenshitmug. An abbreviation for Zenless Zone Zero, MiHoYo's upcoming and potentially best game (in terms of gameplay, not aesthetics though. HSR takes the cake for that).
Not to be confused with the onomatopoeic representation of snoring. Ironically though, some people will find it to be sleep-inducing, as the gameplay shown so far is barebones.
On the initial trailer of the game, quite a few people pointed out it looked reminiscent of Soulworker (dead MMO not worth elaborating on).
Not to be confused with the onomatopoeic representation of snoring. Ironically though, some people will find it to be sleep-inducing, as the gameplay shown so far is barebones.
On the initial trailer of the game, quite a few people pointed out it looked reminiscent of Soulworker (dead MMO not worth elaborating on).
Unamused: Geez, now I know why they call it ZZZ. I almost fell asleep while watching the gameplay!
Same: Same.
Same: Same.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 24, 2023
Get the ZZZmug. Bilingual (his native language is chinese) youtuber, twitch streamer and king of finding game-breaking bugs on the daily.
He primarily makes content for ToF and informative guides for the game. He has a great sense of humor, is charismatic and addicting to watch.
He's also the perfect example of a cute grandpa!
He primarily makes content for ToF and informative guides for the game. He has a great sense of humor, is charismatic and addicting to watch.
He's also the perfect example of a cute grandpa!
Gateoo fan 1: ...Was that last bit necessary?
Gateoo fan 2: Yes, actually.
Gateoo fan 1: Don't you think he'd be weirded out if he ever saw this?
Gateoo fan 2: Probably, lol.
Gateoo fan 2: Yes, actually.
Gateoo fan 1: Don't you think he'd be weirded out if he ever saw this?
Gateoo fan 2: Probably, lol.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 20, 2023
Get the Gateoomug. Fujo: AAAAAA I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MYSELF, THAT LAST YURI ON ICE EPISODE WAS PHENOMENAL!!!
Stop: Isn't that yaoishit?
Stop: Isn't that yaoishit?
by Autismo_Manifesto March 7, 2023
Get the Yaoishitmug.