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goldmember 

Floppy old man who collects and eats his own skin-flakes. Flexible. Enjoys the odd smoke and a pancake.
Would you like a smoke and a pancake?
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goldmember 

a crazy dutch bastard - who is obsessed with gold - lost his genitailia in a smelting acident - is peeling - and wants to flood the world
1. "i love GOLD!"
2. "can i paint his yohoo gold?"
3. "im peeling"
goldmember by Tom Ivens May 12, 2003

goldmember 

he has a gold PENIS!
goldmember by Anonymous May 26, 2003

goldmember 

A Dutch guy who, like me, eats his own skin flakes.
"Dude, you're like Goldmember eating that shit."

Goldmember 

A golden penis.
Due to an unfortunate smelting accident, Goldmember had a penis made of gold.

Going Goldenberg 

Going Goldenberg is when you meet a woman, for the first time and ask her "Am I wasting my time here or what? " within one minute of initial contact.

This technique was developed in a small suburb of Orlando called Longwood. It rarely ends well.

See the false definition of asher lolz.
Man: Hello!
Woman: Hey, how you doing?
Man: Im good, so do you come here a lot?
Woman: no not really, Im just waiting for a ride with my friend. You?
Man: No me either..So am I wasting my time here or what?
Woman: Yeah, I think you are.
(Awkward pause)
Man2: Wow, that was the best example of "Going Goldenberg" Ever.
Going Goldenberg by LT Dangle USN November 12, 2009

goldenberg 

the act of dying due to a golden penis being shoved in your mouth
Adriana goldenberg'd Anna last night
goldenberg by mamam April 1, 2007
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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