Normally a Pakistani man who always flexes shit when in reality it’s just his dads , he also acts rich and always tries to pull girls that are too high up and fails and moves on straight away
Damn I see you got on those air podseven though you have benifits damn who are you Shoibe
A shober is the same as a shibe or shiba inu. They use the power of doge memes to mind control all humans into doing their bidding. They like to go "bork" a lot and some say they started the memes.
Look at the cute shober in the distance! Wait, why does he have a guy on a leash?
Literally the best dog. There is no other dog. Literally none. Zero. Nuh uh, no. Only shibes. They came from heaven to discipline us with love and support. I myself, am a shibe.
gary: wow! that shibe is so cute! i just wanna squeeze it!
shibe: foolish mortal, i will be a good boy!
sherald: who the fuck is named sherald
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!