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shockblocker 

Similar to a cockblocker, the shockblocker is reserved for those attempting to block a lesbian hook-up. Although this hook-up may not really involve the shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)... it will definitely involve at least two fingers and not a cock, and so shockblocker is the most appropriate term.
I tried to hook up with her, but her friend was being such a shockblocker.

Stop being a shockblocker.
shockblocker by Shanette August 23, 2007

shockalockadingdong 

when you have absolutly no clue about anything
if you have amnesia, you have a case of shockalockadingdong

Shokolokobangoshay 

Where lulwa is from. On the west coast of Yemen.
Did you hear lulwa is from shokolokobangoshay?!

shocoloco 

A celebratory phrase, mainly used in times of happiness. Usually shouted out and rolled off your tongue.
Shocoloco I just won
shocoloco by Snake lad January 24, 2017

shockolot 

The reaction to the price you pay for a latte.French spelling; chocolat
When they told me the price of the latte, I experienced Shockolot.
shockolot by KinxD Lite March 9, 2009

Shockblock 

When someone tries to or does censor you.
Nick: So that’s when I put it right in her pu...
Lucy: HEY HEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH
Nick: Did you really just shockblock me?
Shockblock by iamanthonydean March 24, 2019