Noun: a tourist in Keswick, often seen wearing clothing from mountain warehouse or trespass, known for using
walking sticks on paved streets for no apparent reason, eat scrumpled up egg and cress
sandwiches in cling film from deep within their 6 layer rucksack which also contains a straw leading from the bag to their mouth, a mug of carrot and coriander soup, several maps, pop up tent which doesn’t keep out bugs and leaves their legs
popping out, and the worlds thinnest sleeping mat.