Noun: a tourist in Keswick, often seen wearing clothing from mountain warehouse or trespass, known for using walking sticks on paved streets for no apparent reason, eat scrumpled up egg and cress sandwiches in cling film from deep within their 6 layer rucksack which also contains a straw leading from the
bag to their mouth, a mug of
carrot and coriander
soup, several maps, pop up tent which doesn’t keep out bugs and leaves their legs popping out, and the worlds thinnest sleeping
mat.